General Secretary bird

[Soup]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COtnI6YiX7Y

The secretary bird, a large bird of prey that kills with swift blows of the feet.

 

[kvr28]

How many words a minute can it type

 

[segfault]

I had a picture in my mind of what a bird would need to look like to be called a secretary bird, and that's hilariously close. Just needs some horn-rimmed glasses and stilettos.

 

[Homeslice]

Legs for DAYS!!!

 

[fob]

Stacy Keibird

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

Those side-check kicks were impressive.

 

[NiteProwleR]

Someone make a Semmy Schilt reference.