Lifestyle Sex chicken, if you don't stop sending messages to my wife, you're gonna feel the steel of my blade

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RaginCajun

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Oct 25, 2015
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They need to be careful with those knives around that diabetes meeting.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Considering I stabbed myself in the tummy at my sister in law's chopping an onion, I could really use that dude's help though.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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Dec 31, 2014
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Considering I stabbed myself in the tummy at my sister in law's chopping an onion, I could really use that dude's help though.

Probably using the wrong tool for the job. I suggest you look into Hanzo steel instead of the inferior blade your were surely using. Respect.


 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Probably using the wrong tool for the job. I suggest you look into Hanzo steel instead of the inferior blade your were surely using. Respect.


I was at my sister in law’s using a shitty knife on a stupid glass chopping board after her plying me with gin and tonics. I didn’t stand a hope.
 

Grateful Dude

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May 30, 2016
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Next time you want to call someone a "goofy ass nerd" or a "fucking dork", just remember that they likely have a collection of absurdly shaped and dangerously sharp fantasy swords at home.