SF2: Spawn vs Black Bolt

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Spawn vs Black Bolt

  • Spawn

    Votes: 7 46.7%
  • Black Bolt

    Votes: 8 53.3%

  • Total voters
    15

Leigh

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Semi Final 2:

Spawn - La Paix @BirdWatcher vs Black Bolt - sparkuri @sparkuri

Rules:
The fight starts in a grassy field 100 miles from anywhere - if you want a fight in jungles, snow or a city, you have to take the fight there. They have their powers in their ideal settings (eg Superman has been solar charged, Neo is in the Matrix, Namor is fully hydrated etc).

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

 

Leigh

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Spawn:

sparkuri @sparkuri I'll need to research this "superhero" of yours to find out how best to exploit her/his weaknesses. I'm thinking you silmply love your career and electricity as a whole far more than me. Prepare yourself for death.
 
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Leigh

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Black Bolt:

I'll have to research "Splawn", or whatever his name is as well La Paix @BirdWatcher.

At first I thought he was just another Venom suit-wearer, but it appears now he's a disgruntled preacher of some sort, and I'd feel bad just yelling at him, I'd like this to at least be fun, unlike aquagirl and Captain England.

I'll give you a heads up on Black Bolt's one weakness:

The Infinity Gauntlet


That should be easy enough to find ;-)
 
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La Paix

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sparkuri @sparkuri I'll need to research this "superhero" of yours to find out how best to exploit her/his weaknesses. I'm thinking you silmply love your career and electricity as a whole far more than me. Prepare yourself for death.
 

sparkuri

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I'll have to research "Splawn", or whatever his name is as well La Paix @BirdWatcher.

At first I thought he was just another Venom suit-wearer, but it appears now he's a disgruntled preacher of some sort, and I'd feel bad just yelling at him, I'd like this to at least be fun, unlike aquagirl and Captain England.

I'll give you a heads up on Black Bolt's one weakness:

The Infinity Gauntlet




That should be easy enough to find ;-)
 

La Paix

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I'll have to research "Splawn", or whatever his name is as well La Paix @BirdWatcher.

At first I thought he was just another Venom suit-wearer, but it appears now he's a disgruntled preacher of some sort, and I'd feel bad just yelling at him, I'd like this to at least be fun, unlike aquagirl and Captain England.

I'll give you a heads up on Black Bolt's one weakness:

The Infinity Gauntlet




That should be easy enough to find ;-)
How about we get our characters to sit down over a coffee and talk out their differences? Maybe one of us can convince the other to bow out gracefully without feeling shameful? If not you should prepare your anus.
 

sparkuri

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How about we get our characters to sit down over a coffee and talk out their differences? Maybe one of us can convince the other to bow out gracefully without feeling shameful? If not you should prepare your anus.
I shit electrons, the invite is open to all ;-)
 

sparkuri

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We could always change the rules and joined forces against the other two morons
 

La Paix

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Ok in doing some research I ce across some telling pictures, Black Bolt is laaaaaame. Seriously.....

In a fight its this guy

Vs



Again...

Vs


And again...

Vs


Last one here

Vs



I'll post more in the form of words if need be but Black Bolt is smothered in weak sauce.
 

sparkuri

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Black Bolt is athiest, so none of "Spawn"'s powers work on him.

Seriously, how does a "soul stealer" even be considered in a tournament?

According to powers, Spawn in GOD MODE kills everyone.
Galactus, Thanos, Celestials, Elementals, Beyonder, Dr Manhattan.....

I move to strike this superhero from this tournament, and bring in an ACTUAL superhero who
1) Is a good guy
2) Didn't get his powers from Jesus or Satan or whatever TF.

I feel sorry for the ACTUAL superheros before Beelzebub here...^^^
 

Leigh

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Black Bolt is athiest, so none of "Spawn"'s powers work on him.

Seriously, how does a "soul stealer" even be considered in a tournament?

According to powers, Spawn in GOD MODE kills everyone.
Galactus, Thanos, Celestials, Elementals, Beyonder, Dr Manhattan.....

I move to strike this superhero from this tournament, and bring in an ACTUAL superhero who
1) Is a good guy
2) Didn't get his powers from Jesus or Satan or whatever TF.

I feel sorry for the ACTUAL superheros before Beelzebub here...^^^
I don't think Spawn is unbeatable. IMHO, a full scream from Black Bolt would mess him up pretty badly
 

kneeblock

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Ok in doing some research I ce across some telling pictures, Black Bolt is laaaaaame. Seriously.....

In a fight its this guy

Vs



Again...

Vs


And again...

Vs


Last one here

Vs



I'll post more in the form of words if need be but Black Bolt is smothered in weak sauce.
All these pics prove is that Black Bolt has a vastly superior costume.
 

La Paix

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Black Bolt is athiest, so none of "Spawn"'s powers work on him.

Seriously, how does a "soul stealer" even be considered in a tournament?

According to powers, Spawn in GOD MODE kills everyone.
Galactus, Thanos, Celestials, Elementals, Beyonder, Dr Manhattan.....

I move to strike this superhero from this tournament, and bring in an ACTUAL superhero who
1) Is a good guy
2) Didn't get his powers from Jesus or Satan or whatever TF.

I feel sorry for the ACTUAL superheros before Beelzebub here...^^^
This here is a bitch move, suggesting my boy Spawn get removed due to some sort of technicalities screams "I'm just scurred to fight so lets call in the lawyers..."



I really expected more from you sparkuri @sparkuri I understand your love of electricity and get your "superhero" selection even though it's really is a squash match against Spawn. I accept your white flag of surrender.



But after you take your first sigh of relief know that you will see death from the darkest most powerful Superhero to ever live! Chains, spikes, necroplasm, super stregth and an entire arsenal that a lightning bug could simply not imagine will reign down upon thee until you are nothing more than an annoying static charge. I'm disgusted at your weakness Black Bolt!
 

Leigh

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I'm gonna tally this up on Monday and then set up the Final.

Current score is 5-2 in favour of Spawn.
 

sparkuri

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Good, I'm gonna come in here and wreck this joker in a minute.
I think after scrambling electrons in Spawns brain, he'll want to take his spawning upstream, where I'll liquefy his entire existence, resolidify him for giggles, give him a power punch at 25,000 mph(that's like 35,000 kph canad), and shove his ASS up his ASS.

Then I'll scream so loud that hell won't have enough material to work with to resurrect this "superhero".
That's assuming his remains make it down to Hades after his wardrobe malfunction clogs the escalator.

After I'm done with this wannabe Venom knockoff, I'll kick the living shit out of Apocalypse, AGAIN.

/*Drops mic
 

kneeblock

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Good, I'm gonna come in here and wreck this joker in a minute.
I think after scrambling electrons in Spawns brain, he'll want to take his spawning upstream, where I'll liquefy his entire existence, resolidify him for giggles, give him a power punch at 25,000 mph(that's like 35,000 kph canad), and shove his ASS up his ASS.

Then I'll scream so loud that hell won't have enough material to work with to resurrect this "superhero".
That's assuming his remains make it down to Hades after his wardrobe malfunction clogs the escalator.

After I'm done with this wannabe Venom knockoff, I'll kick the living shit out of Apocalypse, AGAIN.

/*Drops mic