Lifestyle Sheets

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  1. Fuðflogi

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    i have decided to wash my sheets. Might even buy new pillows. I haven’t washed my sheets since at least August 2018.
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  2. sparkuri

    sparkuri Ramses #1
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    *insert gross emoji*
     
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  3. Fuðflogi

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    It’s the resistance!
     
  4. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    No wonder you never get laid and you always look like you have pink eye.
     
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  5. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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  7. Fuðflogi

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  9. This Pothead

    This Pothead I walk on water but stagger on beer.

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    Did you not wash your socks since August also? Fucken things look like they can stand up by themselves. Not to mention that waste basket.
     
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  10. otaku1

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    Bro
    That's gross.
    Wash up
     
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  11. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    I gave this the shit rating due to all of the fecal matter that is on those sheets.
     
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  12. Fuðflogi

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    Might be some shit. Mostly blood
     
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  13. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Sweat, feces, dead skin, piss, blood, cum, mites, etc. If you have any skin irritations there's a chance that your sheets are the cause or at least fueling the flames.

    Weekly, man. Change them weekly and wash in hot water.
     
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  14. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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    How many people did you murder with those pillows?

    For fucks sake man. Get your shit together.
     
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  16. Splinty

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    Those are the sheets of a future middleweight champion
     
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  17. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
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    Dang I hope you dont bite that pillow
     
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    I now wonder. When he brings the lady boys over they are okay with this mess?
     
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    Eees normal
     
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    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
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    I have decided to take the day off in order to indulge in my fresh sheets.
     
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  22. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    stop humping the pillow when you're menstruating.
     
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  23. ConorMcGregorsBeard

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    Hey, look. It's the bedroom from every episode of Cops.
     
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    and just like COPS, Galt is a drunk white guy with no shirt on
     
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