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Star-Lord

Saving the Universe one Fight at a Time
Amateur Fighter
Jan 23, 2015
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Well first off they call me Professor Star-Lord. (The kids at least)

Last week one of my fighters told me I superman punched his nose into his ass.

One of the kids the other day told me I need to respect his authority while I was yelling at him. Kid got dropped.

Instead of pronouncing the throw Uchi Matta they say Uchi Mamma.

I'll update this thread as they say more funny shit