General Shortdickdong2054 (aka dong2 and song2)

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  1. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    He talks mad shit, lives 30 minutes from me and has been guaranteed transportation paid for by yours truly, yet won’t commit to standing up for his bitch ass self against me

    @Song2@Song2 you’re a wimp

    Step up or hide like a bitch
     
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  2. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    MoDs throbert doxxed me by revealing I live 30 minutes from him. I demand you pink him as a precursor to me beating his Bruno sammartino old ass black and blue
     
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  3. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Captain Vague

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    This fight-
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  4. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Reverse that. Meet up with him and prove that you won the fight and we will pink him to add insult to injury.
     
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  5. Ted Williams' head

    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

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  6. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I will quit posting here if dong794 beats me in any fighting style of his choice.....and I’ll abide by the “one dimensional” rule set of his gay choice of fighting style and won’t embarrass him by easily taking him down and beating him extremely swimmingly
     
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  7. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    How much you weigh?
     
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  8. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    @Song2@Song2
    I’m drafting up a waiver form now, in between studyiing for a financial exam.....time to step up dodo momo
     
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  9. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    What difference does that make?
    6’2” 205ish
     
  10. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    If it's more than 3 words I'd recommend you hire a professional to help you out.
     
  11. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Shut up
     
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  12. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Well I'm 5"6 135 (I'll juice for the fight, I live in a sketchy town)

    But I'm half as young and twice as tough. So I don't know if the commission would allow it.
     
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  13. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Then it’s not even fair tbh
     
  14. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    I'd be willing to put one hand behind my back and promise not to use hip based manouvers
     
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  15. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    And I promise not to tea bag you on camera
     
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  16. BirdWatcher

    BirdWatcher Fully charged
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    Can you two settle this in a PM? Thread sucks and it's turning visitors away.
     
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  17. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    K
     
  18. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Say that to my face
     
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  19. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Captain Vague

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  21. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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  22. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Can you please summarize this in two readable paragraphs?
     
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  23. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    I don't see anything about weapons in the agreement? What's your stance on those?
     
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  24. RaginCajun

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  25. SCADA

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    Holy shit...are you a jockey?
     
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