General Should the US buy Greenland?

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Should we put our red white and blue dicks right in the middle of the North Atlantic?

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  1. Splinty

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    As is being reported, Trump has assigned his advisors to look into the ability to purchase Greenland from Denmark.

    Should we do it?should we do it?
     
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  2. The Boatman

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    This might be a Tarp but I say hell yes.

    What is the Price?

    How much is inhabitable?

    When can I move in/land grab?
     
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  3. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Apparently some cunt called Truman tried this before
     
  4. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    I think you guys should use your money to fix flint and Detroit first
     
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  5. jason73

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    buy it and use it at a station for nuclear missiles aimed at russia
     
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  6. Lars

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    We need more nukes
     
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    not even the democrats are willing to spend that much money
     
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    Shhhh
    List is too long
    can't have other shit cities getting jealous
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Lars

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    Detroit is hell on earth
     
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    it is just south windsor
     
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  12. Lars

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    That’s exactly what would happen if your midget ass was Shitposting at me irl
     
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  13. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    Detroit is actually north of Windsor


    Shits cray
     
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  14. Splinty

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    Im just trying to not nuke someone here!
     
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    I don't do big cities
    and If I have to, it is surgical strike only
    Detroit is pretty low on my list of destinations to visit
     
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    trump branded gold plated greenland will welcome our alien friends
     
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    Let he without the largest Arctic territory cast the first stones
     
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  18. Lars

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    Why woould they be selling. It
     
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    Must be nice to just delete your own posts entirely when you fuck up.
     
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    I have an acreage for sale on Ellesmere Island if you are interested
     
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    trump should buy it himself and appoint himself king of greenland in 2024
     
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    He is a bad judge of postal character I hear.
     
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    Why not just fake a war and take it over as the US did with Mexican territory?
     
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    Even nicer is happily posting without a bug up my ass.
     
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    That didn't happen.
     
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