Lifestyle Sipping a strawberry watermelon martini.
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Little pinky finger hanging out as well?
Fuck it. Neck it and twat someone round the head with the silly glass.
Report back with your findings.
Fuck it. Neck it and twat someone round the head with the silly glass.
Report back with your findings.
Pretty sure he's at the blue oyster.
Where are you?
Place called the wine connection, had cold cuts and a glass of wine. Met a new girl who of course turned out to be fatter than in her pictures. Why even do that? Friendly and quite wealthy though, manager for a plastics company and an engineering degree. Said she'd take me to visit her little sister in ayyuthaya which is nice.
I made an ocular patdown and she came up clean.
Lol I'm not in America, fat by my standards is 5kg overweight.
You said she was a fatty. I am trying to guage how fat she is to give you proper advice. There is a specific pork to wealth ratio you use to determine if she is second date material or not.
I am guessing she is probably a bit round if she is willing to be seen in public with you.
555 I used to bang a husky millionaires daughter.
She's 165cm tall and 65 kg heavy.
So she is a troll?
Look if she has money and is willing to let you sweat on her you should probably make a go since this is better than you getting stabbed.
Who says you cant have both? Surely you can still bang on the side and find a way for her to pay for it.
It's what short time hotels are for. I might have to check her little sister out though.