Lifestyle So, about Bert and Ernie...

[MovinOn]

A lot of us have long suspected they were more than friends, right? The makers of Sesame Street are in denial about that...




Not that there would be anything wrong with their attraction to each other, of course...

 

[SongExotic2]

Bert and Ernie were never friends

-dana white

 

[Hauler]

Bert was gayer than a hotdog with mayo.
Ernie was too fucking stupid to know what was going on.

 

[Mix6APlix]

They were sooooooo gay.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Bert was gayer than a hotdog with mayo.
Ernie was too fucking stupid to know what was going on.

Kind of like @Cyprus Top Team and @Song1

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Bert was gayer than a hotdog with mayo.
Ernie was too fucking stupid to know what was going on.

What do you have against a hotdog with mayo, fucker.

 

[Filthy]

They were sooooooo gay.

they were straight, just roomies.
You'll have to find another outlet for your marginally-suppressed homoerotic projections.

 

[Hauler]

What do you have against a hotdog with mayo, fucker.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Hey Ernie! Wanna get some ice cream?


Sherbert!

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I'll see myself out

 

[Robbie Hart]

Wut