So... About Cain's knee

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  1. ejlarson

    ejlarson I like chicken

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    Now that some time has passed, has anyone seen an actual Dr's report on Cain's knee?

    I mean, I know he didn't hurt it, he just went limp. But so many were sure his knee gave out, and he and his team used that excuse. So... Where is the Xray/catscan/whatever on his knee, surgery date etc etc???
     
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  2. Song9

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    He's from Yuma. It's 300 degrees there. His doctor probably burned alive on way to a press release.
     
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  3. lordofthepies

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    It's baffling to me how so many fucking people in the US live in the desert.

    Half of my country is a desert but people are still smart enough not to actually live in it.

    Our retards live in the still ridiculously hot tropical areas in the North - and it's hard to know if the population is retarded because they are descendants of people who chose to live there or if heat just makes them retarded (the old retarded chicken or retarded egg conundrum) - but even they aren't spastic enough live in a literal desert.
     
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  5. Big ED

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    He did blow out his knee. Francis was one lucky man that night
     
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    Fuck you goof I like Yuma. Good tacos
     
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    This. But a knee

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  8. lordofthepies

    lordofthepies Well-Known Member

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    I didn't say anything about Yuma specifically - and why would I say anything about some shitheel town I'd never heard of? - I was referring to desert dwellers in general.
     
  9. ejlarson

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    So. It is NOT blown out. Maybe slightly torn at best. Stem cells can't treat a rupture. Add in teammate bias, and the truth is out. His knee had zero to do with his loss. Thanks!
     
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  10. Lars

    Lars Staff Shouldn’t Change Signatures

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    @Splinty@Splinty this patient needs his phalanges and scaphoids adjusted
     
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    X rays released

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  12. ejlarson

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    Called it!
     
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    Dr. @Splinty@Splinty doing what he does...
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    The only reason anyone even thought it was a blown out knee instead of the CLEAR tko from an uppercut is because of the dogshit announcing scream "he bkew his knee! It's gruesome!"

    You are all such sheep...
     
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  15. Thuglife13

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    "Brown Pride" Cain ain't about that life anymore...
     
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    Looks like that girl had a long ass day.
     
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