Lifestyle So I agreed to go on a date...

[SongExotic2]

Known the chick since I was a youngling, she looks pretty tidy on her Facebook. Not seen her for a few years irl tho. Gonna go out for a meal or some shit next weekend.

She has a prior kid who's about 8 or 9 and I don't know the deal with the dad, aside from that it's all snakes and adders.

 

[La Paix]

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Known the chick since I was a youngling, she looks pretty tidy on her Facebook. Not seen her for a few years irl tho. Gonna go out for a meal or some shit next weekend.

She has a prior kid who's about 8 or 9 and I don't know the deal with the dad, aside from that it's all snakes and adders.

Snakes and adders?

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I don’t know what the fuck snakes and adders are.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I think you should get her drunk and take her home and get her to show how sexually deprived she is.....innit

 

[Fat Hing Dinger]

that's a fukin awesome story

 

[Robbie Hart]

Oh goodness gracious

 

[Priziesthorse]

You should double with John and Didi.

 

[RaginCajun]

Known the chick since I was a youngling, she looks pretty tidy on her Facebook. Not seen her for a few years irl tho. Gonna go out for a meal or some shit next weekend.

She has a prior kid who's about 8 or 9 and I don't know the deal with the dad, aside from that it's all snakes and adders.

Make sure to tell her you are the Chief Regulator here. That will impress her.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Make sure to tell her you are the Chief Regulator here. That will impress her.

How do you think he got the date?

 

[mysticmac]

Single mom = limited time for dating + nobody asks her out because they assume she's hitched given the kid.

This is a fast break lay up.

 

[RaginCajun]

How do you think he got the date?

His mom set them up. She got tired of her friends telling her he is closeted.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

His mom set them up. She got tired of her friends telling her he is closeted.

Well, he is.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

If she has big boobs you can probably get some sound milf advice from @Bobby Shart

 

[jason73]

snakes and adders sounds like some kind of code for gay shit

 

[silentsinger]

Show her your post count here and she’ll drop her knickers before you’ve even ordered her a Babycham. However the fuck you spell that.

 

[Limpy]

Good luck, buddy.

Shave your nuts and crank one off so you don’t go out with a loaded gun.

 

[Jehannum]

snakes and adders you say

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Nemo?]

Show her your post count here and she’ll drop her knickers before you’ve even ordered her a Babycham. However the fuck you spell that.

Bless up rude boi...me nah know yu sweet pon baby cham.

 

[Limpy]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger and @Lars Kind Nashville won 4-0.

 

[silentsinger]

Is this still on or have you fucked it up yet?

 

[SongExotic2]

Is this still on or have you fucked it up yet?

I might fuck it off. Can't be arsed

 

[Robbie Hart]

I might fuck it off. Can't be arsed

So she’s not responding to your texts and is blowing you off

 

[silentsinger]

I might fuck it off. Can't be arsed

Why?