put the video game down & go get laidWell within the past hour she has messaged me seeing what I was up to etc...
I told her not much,
But that's a lie,
I unlocked a sniper rifle that shoots 12.7 Calibre bullets. It's like a fucken railgun. Been running around shooting motherfuckers with it. Good times
Dude I caught a hedgehog earlier. I'm not sure what that means but the little cunt was hard to grabput the video game down & go get laid
I bet getting laid would be more rewarding, in the UK it's 10:30 or 11:30, right? she may as well have texted "come over & fuck me"Dude I caught a hedgehog earlier. I'm not sure what that means but the little cunt was hard to grab
Can't. Lives 11 miles away and I went to pub for a bit. I needed a break from all the killing, I was starting to get desensitized to real lifeI bet getting laid would be more rewarding, in the UK it's 10:30 or 11:30, right? she may as well have texted "come over & fuck me"
wutCan't. Lives 11 miles away and I went to pub for a bit. I needed a break from all the killing, I was starting to get desensitized to real life
u owe me new speakersBless up rude boi...me nah know yu sweet pon baby cham.
I like Beenie
videogames had to have lowered testosterone levels drasticallyjust let him go...he is too far gone to reel back
Oh I know that my friend. It's just as if the aids is following me.Don't be bitter about it mate. Try to think of your old forum as an ex girlfriend who got fat and died of aids. Feel lucky you dodged the bullet
if there were videogames to be played, it'd probably be all for naughtIf husband didn’t get every app I installed on my phone I would be installing Tinder and getting you laid within seconds.
Between Robs and my spidey senses we could work out your location and I’d even pay for her to show up at your door in a trench coat with nothing underneath carrying Dominos and the sort of crap beer you like.
I'd get her to bring an old Playstation and Tekken as well. I used to be really fucking good as Yoshimitsu so it would be funny when he posted the next day saying how crap he was at it. After screwing up the sex bit as well.if there were videogames to be played, it'd probably be all for naught
I'd get her to bring an old Playstation and Tekken as well. I used to be really fucking good as Yoshimitsu so it would be funny when he posted the next day saying how crap he was at it. After screwing up the sex bit as well.