IMG/GIF So I almost cut a digit off with a butter knife...

[b00ts]

Never thought that would happen. Cut so deep that I can't feel the tip and blood was literally shooting out when I would extend my finger.

 

[Zeph]

Looks tasty.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

How did you manage that?

 

[b00ts]

How did you manage that?

Trying to initiate peeling an orange for my son and the butter knife slipped. I didn't even know it cut me because, after all, it's a damn butter knife. I felt a drip on my foot and thought it was orange juice, but my son informed me that I had a "bobo"

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I've cut myself and not noticed before so I feel your pain.
If the feeling doesn't return, definitely get it looked at. Apparently, knife skills are not a gene that pass on because my dad never cuts himself but I always manage to do so.

 

[RATFINK13]

Damn dude, I hate when I cut myself, I seem to do it more then I would like. But let's be honest, who the fuck peels an orange with a knife? Use your teeth brother, lol.

 

[Your Mom]

Was hoping it was your weiner. It's plausible anyways. I butter my bread on my lap all the time. And I always have boners. So...

 

[Deleted member 1]

Can't feel it? Bad cut?

Definitely do not have a doctor look at it!

 

[b00ts]

Can't feel it? Bad cut?

Definitely do not have a doctor look at it!

I'm stubborn. I cleaned it out and then I super glued it and put a bandaid over it..

 

[Wild]

WTF you doin peeling an orange with a knife for? You punch a finger thru the top and start peeling that shit son. You slow or sumpin?

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

Karma for not showing stalker's ass and body.

 

[Bluesville]

I took a man's eye with a wooden spoon once.

He deserved it.

 

[b00ts]

WTF you doin peeling an orange with a knife for? You punch a finger thru the top and start peeling that shit son. You slow or sumpin?

Don't judge me

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Don't judge me

I think it's too late.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Must have been serrated. Ive used a serrated butter knife to remove two casts myself.

 

[Degenerate]

Warning!!! graphic at 1:40 mark.

 

[IschKabibble]

Warning!!! graphic at 1:40 mark.

What in the actual fuck...

 

[BJTT_Pella]

What in the actual fuck...

So it was a good idea to wait for the 1st post, before I watched the video. Ill pass, thanks Ish.

 

[IschKabibble]

So it was a good idea to wait for the 1st post, before I watched the video. Ill pass, thanks Ish.

I was expecting it to be a prank video, but dude really did chop the tip of his finger off on a whim. Must be a fun guy to hang out with.