The restroom attendant reaches over some toilet paper and asks me to put it in the dispenser. Confused, I grab the roll and ask him how I'm supposed to open this thing. He slides the keys under the stall and tells me which one it is. I'm still mid poop, btw. So I open this thing and I try to get the roll right. The guy just leaves the restroom. I'm pretty sure I've broken this thing....
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