So was using my leaf blower...

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After about 2 minutes of using it this cunt dropped off the handle right beneath my hand.












I dodged a very sick afternoon...Redbacks are bad shit.

Anyway...Here is the afters...


 
delightone

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That spider could kill a person if Wiki is right, fuck them australian spiders, i would love to visit australia but shit like that is making me not wanna go there.
 
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delightone said:
That spider could kill a person if Wiki is right, fuck them australian spiders, i would love to visit australia but shit like that is making me not wanna go there.
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They make you very sick...You would have to be allergic to die.

Ees normal round here.
 
delightone

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Skid Mark Whalberg said:
They make you very sick...You would have to be allergic to die.

Ees normal round here.
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I get the feeling if you live down under, you have to be a 100% at all times everything is trying to kill you, even the kangaroos look like mike tyson
 
Hauler

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Where do you think she laid all her baby spider eggs? Somewhere in the leaf blower handle? In the garage? Or somewhere else?

That's going to be a fun day when you find out.
 
SongExotic2

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I don't think a spider has ever got me. Anyone ever get nipped off one? What's it like? A bee sting that makes you puke?
 
b00ts

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Glad all we have in the swamp is a couple species of venomous snakes and spiders... oh and alligators. Fucking alligators every god damn where. Your nice suburb has a decorative pond? Fucking alligator in it. You have a nice pool in the backyard? Fucking alligator in it. You have a cool swimming hole with a rope swing? Fucking alligator in it.
 
nuraknu

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A landscaper who lives near me told me that people are starting to get sick from some rodent-dropping disease because of all the gardeners using leaf blowers stirring nasty stuff into the air. Idk if it's true.
 
Yossarian

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nuraknu said:
A landscaper who lives near me told me that people are starting to get sick from some rodent-dropping disease because of all the gardeners using leaf blowers stirring nasty stuff into the air. Idk if it's true.
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Yeah whatever happened with using a rake? I get the leaf blower being used for the leaves in the fall, but here they do it after mowing the grass.
 
Tiiimmmaaayyy

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I can’t believe you would kill a spider. That’s one of God’s creatures you know. What kind of monster are you? Why couldn’t you have safely boxed him up and driven him into the country and set him free?
 
Leigh

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I'm not a spider fan but this guy was chilling when you grabbed his house and started blasting air through it at 200mph. If I was a venomous spider, I'd definitely sink my fangs into a motherfucker but he chilled for a few minutes and then decided to jump off when he had enough, STILL not biting you. As venomous spiders go, this one was pretty cool.

So to return the favour of him NOT biting you, you splattered him all over the patio.

I guess it's true what they say about gingers.
 
Robbie Hart

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Leigh said:
I'm not a spider fan but this guy was chilling when you grabbed his house and started blasting air through it at 200mph. If I was a venomous spider, I'd definitely sink my fangs into a motherfucker but he chilled for a few minutes and then decided to jump off when he had enough, STILL not biting you. As venomous spiders go, this one was pretty cool.

So to return the favour of him NOT biting you, you splattered him all over the patio.

I guess it's true what they say about gingers.
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Says the bird killer
 
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