Good. No one should have to deal with fat flaps from these pigs spilling over the armrests.
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Southwest making lard asses buy two tickets now
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Cornhole Champ
I am the Greengo
my wife is not gonna be happy with this
There is a simple way to deal with all this.
Pay by the pound.
The cost of fuel is based on weight transported.
Pay by the pound.
The cost of fuel is based on weight transported.
Lennybishop
We all float down here
Good idea. Cut weight buy ticket. Then rehydrate.
Chrit
RdotC
I mean... I do agree that morbidly obese people should have to pay extra...
However, airline seats are fucking retarded.
American, Delta, Southwest, and United have each lost between 2 and 5 inches of legroom and around 2 inches of seat width since the 1980s. The average legroom on those carriers today is 31 inches, down from 35 inches in the late 20th century. There’s even less room—just 28 inches—on budget airlines like Spirit and Europe’s Wizz Air.
All of this while humans are becoming taller and broader (even outside of obesity rates, we're just getting larger as a species)
However, airline seats are fucking retarded.
American, Delta, Southwest, and United have each lost between 2 and 5 inches of legroom and around 2 inches of seat width since the 1980s. The average legroom on those carriers today is 31 inches, down from 35 inches in the late 20th century. There’s even less room—just 28 inches—on budget airlines like Spirit and Europe’s Wizz Air.
All of this while humans are becoming taller and broader (even outside of obesity rates, we're just getting larger as a species)
Papi Chingon
Domesticated Hombre
Good the previous policy was ridiculous.
For weight distribution alone this should be regulated
Charge people per pound over a certain weight
Charge people per pound over a certain weight
Robbie Hart
All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
This should always have been implemented
And being in shape should give you a discount. I want half price tickets, which is fair
And being in shape should give you a discount. I want half price tickets, which is fair
Uncle Tom Doug
Official TMMAC Racist
You sound like a fat girl.
Chrit
RdotC
You sound like a frail pussy with no shoulder width.
Uncle Tom Doug
Official TMMAC Racist
Frail, yes. Narrow shouldered, no.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, ma'am. Would you like me to buy you some ice cream or a gallon of ranch dressing to make up for it?
Chrit
RdotC
Not an ice cream fan...
And ranch dressing is disgusting unless you mix it with some Frank's.
I dont know how any adult male can fly comfortable outside of first/business class. Like, Im 6'0, 265 lbs. My stomach is nowhere near big enough to need two seats. I fit fine from the chest down. But always have to wedge myself into the window seat to keep my shoulder from being in the middle seat space.
And dont get me started on legroom if you're over like 5'8...
Uncle Tom Doug
Official TMMAC Racist
I agree with you, 100%. I'm just yankin' your chain. I remember flying in the 80's and 90's and it was a fun, relaxing experience. I'd rather drive 12 hours than fly, these days.
Cornhole Champ
I am the Greengo
I refuse to fly, fuck all that, hell I can't even if I had to now, fuck getting a real id bullshit
