General Spider webs

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Summer in Sydney.
Sitting outside, nice night. Good tunes.

Look up and chuck norris spider is building a 5 metre (15 foot) web behind me.

Big bastard, but little cunt!
I’m impressed.

Shit photos, but hey.
He’s night fishing I reckon.

Gonna whack in a poll.
Kill it
Leave it
Bust the web in the morning

2 hours until I go to bed.
Either way, I’m not moving.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Leave it. Spiders aren’t bad fellas, I have a few in my bathroom.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Leave it. Spiders aren’t bad fellas, I have a few in my bathroom.

I agree.
Living area has a cobweb I leave. Brutus sorts out all the flying shit in my house.

Brutus2 is in my daughters room.
No bugs there!

Had a chat with a little huntsman the other week too. Told him to chill, all I wanted was my ladder.

I’m pretty zen with these guys.

 

[Hauler]

Spray paint it pink. All the other spiders will make fun of him.

"Nice pink web, Harold"

"Fuck you, George"

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Spray paint it pink. All the other spiders will make fun of him.

"Nice pink web, Harold"

"Fuck you, George"

The first pinking in February!

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

No spray paint available.

However I do have my daughters water colour paint at hand.

I can try, but it would only be a temporary pink if I managed to hit the bastard.

 

[Hauler]

No spray paint available.

However I do have my daughters water colour paint at hand.

I can try, but it would only be a temporary pink if I managed to hit the bastard.

Water color won't work.
Get your ass to the hardware store and get some paint.

 

[jason73]

 

[sparkuri]

Lol @ Brutus

I keep cobwebs up, those daddy long legs looking things
I can't name them though.
When the time comes, I'll have to put them down, which reminds me of the time the food bank was closed.

Poor Quincy

RIP

 

[ShatsBassoon]

No spray paint available.

However I do have my daughters water colour paint at hand.

I can try, but it would only be a temporary pink if I managed to hit the bastard.

Leave the f'n thing alone lest you want karma to bite you in the balls while you're taking your morning shit.