General @Splinty is a Fat Lazy Grinch: Official TMMAC Secret Santa 2020.

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Filthy

the High commander
Jun 28, 2016
17,453
21,851
Bros - we need need Secret Santa this year more than any other year. And just like America's leadership during the COVID/MurderHornet/Wildfire/etc debacle of 2020, TMMAC leadership has failed us.

But we can do this, even if our 'leadership' is off on a yacht or playing golf somewhere.

Step 1: Post in this thread and affirm your participation AND send me a PM with the name and address where you'll receive your gift by 0700 GMT Nov 25th.

Optional: If you want to include in your post things you like or are into, that's fine. But understand that it's not an expectation that someone buy a gift specifically for you, nor for you to buy a specific gift for a person. Buy something funny, something useful, something pretty, or something you know they'll like...whatever. It just needs to be a sincere gift of an appropriate value ($~25). And I encourage you to make it small enough that you can drop it in a collection box and not stand in line at the Post Office. :mask:

I'm not going to harass anyone for their info, I'll send one reminder message the day before, but if you can't handle Step 1, the rest is even harder.

Step 2:
Check your PMs for your Secret Santa recipient, send them a gift

Step 3:
PM me that you sent their gift, tracking # if you want me to let them know when to expect it. If you're gift isn't sent by Dec 15, you'll also be known as a fat lazy grinch for the coming year. :)

Happy Holidays, Friends.


Step 1 Complete: ADDRESS RECEIVED
Filthy @Filthy
ThatOneDude @ThatOneDude
Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart
SC MMA MD @SC MMA MD
jason73 @jason73
ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon
Dick Niaz @Dick Niaz
Splinty @Splinty
Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken
SongExotic2 @SongExotic2
JorgeMasvidalsBeard @Thor Georgeos
Big Dummy @Mary Sanders
MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK

UPDATE: I got some pretty great news yesterday, and I'm going to spread it around. I'm going to do 4 additional Santas for my frens that want to participate but can't for whatever reason. Post in the thread that you're signing up, and tell me in your PM (with address) that you want to be in the draw for Pandemic Santa. I'll draw 4 names from the list and send the winners something anywhere in the world.

But sign up by Saturday so I can get stuff and get it out.
 
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Filthy

the High commander
Jun 28, 2016
17,453
21,851
Sample Post.

fuck the Grinch, count me in.

I'm easy, just send me something unique that's appropriate to show my kids.
PM Sent
 

jason73

fuck off. i got work to do
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
56,507
108,650
fuck it. every year i say i should have done this and i never do. i am in this year
 

Cody

Losers dont have IDs in georgia
Jun 13, 2016
18,548
28,302
If I do this someone is getting a dildo and bag of weed
 

Sex Chicken

Formerly 'MyWifeYellsJAKEPAULinBed'
Sep 8, 2015
20,035
47,968
I’m in.

Likes;
Puerto Rican Pussy
Fast cars
Heavy bags

Dislkes;
War
Dishonesty
People who don’t believe in themselves
 

Willthiswork

I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
Aug 7, 2015
26,099
43,540
Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward bleeping bleephole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.