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Justice 4 Jimmy

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Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward bleeping bleephole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.

Whereabouts in Ireland do you live?
 

SongExotic2

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Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward bleeping bleephole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.
Fuck

I can't place it
 

SongExotic2

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I do t have an address. I am like a whispering wind. But I'll partake this year. I don't want fuck all. But shoot me an address and I'll get some cunt something.
 

Filthy

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I do t have an address. I am like a whispering wind. But I'll partake this year. I don't want fuck all. But shoot me an address and I'll get some cunt something.
you can just ask that they make a donation to a charity, if you don't want anything
 

Filthy

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How would it work for the overseas losers?
Maybe there is a way I can tard this tard some tard of he tards me?


i'll find you someone nearby-ish as I can but if that's still not good, you can do a gift card, or you can ask for a charitable donation.
If anyone doesn't want to ship to you because of the cost, they can do the same for you. No one who signs up is coming away empty.
 

ShatsBassoon

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i'll find you someone nearby-ish as I can but if that's still not good, you can do a gift card, or you can ask for a charitable donation.
If anyone doesn't want to ship to you because of the cost, they can do the same for you. No one who signs up is coming away empty.
Somewhat regional would be great. North america is fine, but overseas would cost a fortune In shipping
 

Filthy

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I realise this, but Bezos will be just fine without my $
I'll try and keep it national/regional, and if it's an issue for anyone just let me know and we'll figure it out.

nobody is going to miss out on getting what you want to give them because of shipping, AS LONG AS YOU LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY.

i'm not paying to airmail any more livestock. fool me once...
 

Peace

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Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward bleeping bleephole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.
Safe Men or Goodfellas? I'm leaning towards Goodfellas, but Safe Men was all Jewish.
 
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