Lifestyle Spoken Word /Slam Poetry
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Le Chat Noir
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That pineapple was delicious....it gave me energy to be ambitious....even though you meant to be malicious....my rhyming skills are vicious.
Le Chat Noir
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Little Seizures
This thread sucks on my ballbag
And your rhyming is a joke
My rhymes will hit you like a bike lock
But instead of sleeping you'll stay woke
And your rhyming is a joke
My rhymes will hit you like a bike lock
But instead of sleeping you'll stay woke
This thread is shit
OP is a tit,
He acts like he's french,
He doesn't even bench,
And his posts are lacking wit.
OP is a tit,
He acts like he's french,
He doesn't even bench,
And his posts are lacking wit.
There once was a man called le shit shat.
His poetry skills were just that,
One day in may
He came out as gay
And we all pretended to be surprised.
*This poem doesn't rhyme very good
His poetry skills were just that,
One day in may
He came out as gay
And we all pretended to be surprised.
*This poem doesn't rhyme very good
I wonder if 100 year from now our descendants will look back on rap and slam poetry as some of the most idiotic things people have ever done.
I mean they are right up there with foot binding, cheese rolling in Gloucester, and women's suffrage.
sitonherdong and tooswoleforyourhole, are obviously jealous of my skillz!
Le Chat Noir
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I mean they are right up there with foot binding, cheese rolling in Gloucester, and women's suffrage.
sitonherdong and tooswoleforyourhole, are obviously jealous of my skillz!
Le Chat Noir
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I'd show you some more skills
But I'm too busy chewing pills
Stay cool til I see ya
Don't go catching gonorrhea
But I'm too busy chewing pills
Stay cool til I see ya
Don't go catching gonorrhea
There once was a man called le shat ,
His boyfriend was morbidly fat,
He wears short shorts,
Gets buggered in ports,
And slurps down soup, featuring bat.
*Just nonsense poems now. Doesn't even make sense. Whatever I'm bored.
His boyfriend was morbidly fat,
He wears short shorts,
Gets buggered in ports,
And slurps down soup, featuring bat.
*Just nonsense poems now. Doesn't even make sense. Whatever I'm bored.
I'll have you know I wear linen capri pants like a manly pirate!
Rapping is so incredibly gay. I think future generations will look at rappers as the court jesters of our time and you will be their leader.
Le Chat Noir
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It was once said by a man who couldn't quit,I'll have you know I wear linen capri pants like a manly pirate!
Rapping is so incredibly gay. I think future generations will look at rappers as the court jesters of our time and you will be their leader.
Le Chat Noir
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©Le shit shat is, a motherfuckering tit,
©Let shit shat says "bro I don't give a shit"..
"....as long as I get, to suck some dick"
© Bandito Ananas
Dick so
Fat
The size of a
Bat
Maybe go fuck that
Cat
While I bust my
Gat
Killin, get it to the hospital
Stat
Fat
The size of a
Bat
Maybe go fuck that
Cat
While I bust my
Gat
Killin, get it to the hospital
Stat
Maybe you should lay off that bong,
Because your intellect sure isn't strong,
History proves you wrong,
we've know this all along.
Le Chat Noir
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Maybe you should lay off that bong,
Because your intellect sure isn't strong,
History proves you wrong,
we've know this all along.
Le Chat Noir
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Seems to me you haven’t been paying attention
The best countries in terms of happiness
Are socialist based according to the U.N
Now fix up you complete and utter mess.