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Having passed three kidney stones in my life, I can confirm that they feel exactly as you would think from looking at this image.

The worst one was over 15 years ago now. I was at home, with strong painkillers and under instruction to drink a ton of water to flush it out. I went to the toilet and felt it begin to move, gritting my teeth as the little fucker scraped it's way down my tubes, "fuckfuckfuck come on come on get out aaaaaargh fuckfuckfuck"...

...and I ran out of piss with it literally half way down my dick.

It was horrible, the stone's jagged edges were stuck into the walls of my urethra and I had nothing left to dislodge it with. I made my way VERY gingerly back downstairs and spent the next 20-30 minutes drinking copious amounts of water until I had enough pressure to push the little fucker out!
Jeez that sounds terrible
 

NotBanjaxo

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Jeez that sounds terrible
Yeah there are quite a few things I'd rather have happen than get a jagged crystal stuck in my piss pipe.

A doctor told me that kidney stones are the closest a man can come to the pain of childbirth. I have absolutely no idea if that is true or not, but I've damn near blacked out from the pain of them several times.

If any women on here have both had kidney stones and given birth, can you confirm / deny that?
 
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Yeah there are quite a few things I'd rather have happen than get a jagged crystal stuck in my piss pipe.

A doctor told me that kidney stones are the closest a man can come to the pain of childbirth. I have absolutely no idea if that is true or not, but I've damn near blacked out from the pain of them several times.

If any women on here have both had kidney stones and given birth, can you confirm / deny that?
Do you think if you had a bigger dick it would have come out easier?
:tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy:
 

kaladin stormblessed

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Yeah there are quite a few things I'd rather have happen than get a jagged crystal stuck in my piss pipe.

A doctor told me that kidney stones are the closest a man can come to the pain of childbirth. I have absolutely no idea if that is true or not, but I've damn near blacked out from the pain of them several times.

If any women on here have both had kidney stones and given birth, can you confirm / deny that?
My father and brother both get them a lot, but thankfully ive never, which may imply that



Ive got a slutty mother. And i am a bastid born of adultery
 
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The Big Guy

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My father and brother both get them a lot, but thankfully ive never, which may imply that



Ive got a slutty mother. And i am a bastid born of adultery
To be fair I dont think your mom was a slut. That's a little toxic of you to say imo Maybe she was gullible and the milkman tricked her into paying for a dairy injection
 
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The Big Guy

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Maybe it needs to be girthier, so I'd have a wider piss pipe!

I'm glad it's only 3" long, less distance for the stone to travel.
That's a good point. Maybe you should start stretching it out in anticipation for the next kidney stone. Maybe you could inspire a new genre of porno. Penile gaping
 

NotBanjaxo

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That's a good point. Maybe you should start stretching it out in anticipation for the next kidney stone. Maybe you could inspire a new genre of porno. Penile gaping
A guy I used to work with once said "hey, check this out" and casually showed me a video on his phone.

It was a man lying down, with a woman roughly and repeatedly shoving a dildo into his distended pee hole.

It was fucking horrible, I wanted to cross my legs as a defensive response despite the fact that i was standing up at the time.

TL;DR - that porn already (unfortunately) exists.
 

ThatOneDude

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A guy I used to work with once said "hey, check this out" and casually showed me a video on his phone.

It was a man lying down, with a woman roughly and repeatedly shoving a dildo into his distended pee hole.

It was fucking horrible, I wanted to cross my legs as a defensive response despite the fact that i was standing up at the time.

TL;DR - that porn already (unfortunately) exists.
I.... What the fuck.
 

NotBanjaxo

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I.... What the fuck.
I know, I know. It genuinely haunts me when I think of it.

It also raises further unwanted questions, like how many different and increasingly large items had the guy been shoving up his dick hole through the years to get to the point where a fucking dildo would fit in it?

I really wish @Bones Nose hadn't reminded me of it with his post.
 

ThatOneDude

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I know, I know. It genuinely haunts me when I think of it.

It also raises further unwanted questions, like how many different and increasingly large items had the guy been shoving up his dick hole through the years to get to the point where a fucking dildo would fit in it?

I really wish @Bones Nose hadn't reminded me of it with his post.
I'm so sorry you have the actual image in your head.
 

NotBanjaxo

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soup @soup

Sorry dude, I have utterly derailed your thread with talk of horrible things either going into or out of dick holes.

I am ashamed by my desecration of one of your sacred "cool picture" threads, and will now commit seppuku.



































By shoving a katana up my urethra.
 

kaladin stormblessed

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soup @soup

Sorry dude, I have utterly derailed your thread with talk of horrible things either going into or out of dick holes.

I am ashamed by my desecration of one of your sacred "cool picture" threads, and will now commit seppuku.



































By shoving a katana up my urethra.
Speaking of seppuku, if you didnt know about or forgot, the 4 episode japanese doc came out yesterday on the netflix
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T

The Big Guy

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I know, I know. It genuinely haunts me when I think of it.

It also raises further unwanted questions, like how many different and increasingly large items had the guy been shoving up his dick hole through the years to get to the point where a fucking dildo would fit in it?

I really wish @Bones Nose hadn't reminded me of it with his post.
It was a full sized dildo? I dont think that's medically possible to have a garden hose for a dick. I'm not suprised anymore with the things these freaks do but I am alarmed

Splinty @Splinty Can people "distend" their pee hole and is their a medical term for this? Would this make prostate exams easier?
 

NotBanjaxo

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It was a full sized dildo? I dont think that's medically possible to have a garden hose for a dick. I'm not suprised anymore with the things these freaks do but I am alarmed

Splinty @Splinty Can people "distend" their pee hole and is their a medical term for this? Would this make prostate exams easier?
OK as I can't "unsee" the video, I did a search (on incognito mode lol) and found the video.

It's not a big dildo, but the woman warms him up for it by jamming 2 fingers down his urethra first.

His dick looks weird, he's obviously been stretching it for many years.

Don't keep asking questions man, I warn you I'll post it in Fapout lol. Then your curiosity will force you to look, and you too will be scarred for life.
 
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The Big Guy

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OK as I can't "unsee" the video, I did a search (on incognito mode lol) and found the video.

It's not a big dildo, but the woman warms him up for it by jamming 2 fingers down his urethra first.

His dick looks weird, he's obviously been stretching it for many years.

Don't keep asking questions man, I warn you I'll post it in Fapout lol. Then your curiosity will force you to look, and you too will be scarred for life.
I wont have you post that. I can only imagine the ideas it would give Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken and SongExotic2 @SongExotic2
 

ThatOneDude

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OK as I can't "unsee" the video, I did a search (on incognito mode lol) and found the video.

It's not a big dildo, but the woman warms him up for it by jamming 2 fingers down his urethra first.

His dick looks weird, he's obviously been stretching it for many years.

Don't keep asking questions man, I warn you I'll post it in Fapout lol. Then your curiosity will force you to look, and you too will be scarred for life.