Steven Seagal (Unofficially) Represents the United States at Vladimir Putin’s Big Victory Day Parade

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jason73

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Seagal in Red Square on Saturday.

On Saturday morning, Vladimir Putin presided over an enormous parade marking the 70th anniversary of Nazi Germany's 1945 surrender to the Soviet Union, known in Russia as Victory Day. The celebration served as a showcase for the Russian military, with tanks, missiles, and thousands of troops rolling through Red Square as more than 100 warplanes flew overhead. The BBC reports that at least 20 foreign leaders — including Chinese president Xi Jinping, Indian president Pranab Mukherjee, Cuban president Raul Castro, and U.N. secretary general Ban Ki-moon — watched the display alongside Putin, while their Western counterparts mostly boycotted the event in protest of Russia's actions in Ukraine. But at least one American dignitary did make it to Moscow: Putin's buddy Steven Seagal.

As BuzzFeed reported last month, Putin recently proposed that the over-the-hill action hero be made "an honorary consul of Russia in California and Arizona, and thus a potential intermediary between the White House and the Kremlin." Unsurprisingly, the White House didn't go for that idea, but Seagal's presence at the parade suggests he still takes seriously his duty to bridge the gap between Russia and the United States.
 

Zeph

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If there is anyone who is out for justice, and to make sure no country is above the law, it is Steven Seagal. While he is on deadly ground by visiting an under siege country like Russia, I think he is the patriot America needs right now to make sure that kill switch isn't flipped. I just hope cordial relations aren't out of reach, and that no one in Russia is driven to kill by the West's boycott of this prestigious event. I'm sure Steven has maximum conviction to see that absolution prevails and we can all ride off happy into the sun.
 

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If there is anyone who is out for justice, and to make sure no country is above the law, it is Steven Seagal. While he is on deadly ground by visiting an under siege country like Russia, I think he is the patriot America needs right now to make sure that kill switch isn't flipped. I just hope cordial relations aren't out of reach, and that no one in Russia is driven to kill by the West's boycott of this prestigious event. I'm sure Steven has maximum conviction to see that absolution prevails and we can all ride off happy into the sun.

I didn't thin you could keep going after the first sentence! Bravo!
 

Robbie Hart

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I just told my wife the one deep secret I have held from her for the longest time......if you want me to go insane with anger, cheat on me with Steven Seegel ( yes, spelled incorrectly on poirpoise)
 

Zeph

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I just told my wife the one deep secret I have held from her for the longest time......if you want me to go insane with anger, cheat on me with Steven Seegel ( yes, spelled incorrectly on poirpoise)
I know who I'm dressing up as for Halloween.
 

lookoutawhale

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Stephen Quadros had that story where Seagall would kick guys in the balls on a movie set to make sure they were wearing a cup and some guys got injured.

I wonder what would have happened if Steven ball checked Putin.
 

Robbie Hart

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I know who I'm dressing up as for Halloween.
Would suggest you ask him where he got his fat suit, fake hair and fake goatee and you've damn near got the whole thing "sorted"
 

Robbie Hart

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Stephen Quadros had that story where Seagall would kick guys in the balls on a movie set to make sure they were wearing a cup and some guys got injured.

I wonder what would have happened if Steven ball checked Putin.
He would have punched him in his fat gut but that wouldn't have phased Stephanie, then would have made fun of him about how he runs and Stephanie would have cried as he knows that he runs like a girl.
 

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steven seagul is the only man alive to go from balding during his prime to a hairline that goes halfway down his forehead