General Stupid video poker machines.

[Mix6APlix]

I look at the morons that play them, andf giggle. Fucking dummies. But, since I officially retired from golden tee, I decided to drop in a 20. Cashed outforjust over 600 bucks.

I have zero idea what's going on. I press the button, bling noise, money.

Not a bad night.

 

[SongExotic2]

I was in Vegas and I left the Mexican at a bar while I went to piss. When I come back some dude was sat the other side of her trying to hit on her. She rolls her eyes. The dumbass tried to show off by putting a 100 dollar bill in the machine so no we have an awkward period while he is just sitting with us

 

[Hauler]

I was in Vegas and I left the Mexican at a bar while I went to piss. When I come back some dude was sat the other side of her trying to hit on her. She rolls her eyes. The dumbass tried to show off by putting a 100 dollar bill in the machine so no we have an awkward period while he is just sitting with us

Push "bet all", hit the deal button and tell him to fuck off.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Push "bet all", hit the deal button and tell him to fuck off.

I'd have fucked him up the ass, but your way works to.

 

[SongExotic2]

Push "bet all", hit the deal button and tell him to fuck off.

He was quite irritating. Apparently he was some basketball player. But he didn't look tall enough so I think he's a liar

 

[Disciplined Galt]

He was quite irritating. Apparently he was some basketball player. But he didn't look tall enough so I think he's a liar

Should have challenged him to a 3 way play.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

He was quite irritating. Apparently he was some basketball player. But he didn't look tall enough so I think he's a liar

So did you blow him or what?

 

[Hauler]

He was quite irritating. Apparently he was some basketball player. But he didn't look tall enough so I think he's a liar

I bet it was Spud Webb.

 

[Mix6APlix]

For those who think all my posts are bullshit. Easiest money ever. Literally 20 seconds, with a beer.

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[Mix6APlix]

Bwhahahahaha. Just went full Daredevil, as this 'woman', has been on the machine for the last hour. Saw someone else waiting, and went up, placed a dollar on the screen and said 'I got next, take your time'. Other guy was visibly pissed off.

 

[RaginCajun]

Bwhahahahaha. Just went full Daredevil, as this 'woman', has been on the machine for the last hour. Saw someone else waiting, and went up, placed a dollar on the screen and said 'I got next, take your time'. Other guy was visibly pissed off.

You Da Man-

 

[Limpy]

Lol didn’t happen. Lies...













Bullshit


You’re gay

 

[Truck Party]

Bwhahahahaha. Just went full Daredevil, as this 'woman', has been on the machine for the last hour. Saw someone else waiting, and went up, placed a dollar on the screen and said 'I got next, take your time'. Other guy was visibly pissed off.

You may as well just go & light all the cash you were going to play on fire, the gambling gods do not reward that kind of behavior

 

[Mix6APlix]

Never got to it. As far as I know she's still throwing in 20s.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Although I did find it humorous at how pissed off the other guy got when I said i got next.