General Suggested new map of America

[Splinty]

As a Texan I can work with this.

 

[ThatOneDude]

It'd be OK if Texas absorbed Oklahoma and kicked out all the residents and it became Texas's public hunting land.

 

[La Paix]

As a Texan I can work with this.

What’s did you do with BC? Also how fucking bored are you lately?

 

[The Big Guy]

That's a bunch of malarkey

 

[member 1013]

As a Texan I can work with this.

What are those lines going up into my beloved Canada?

 

[Splinty]

What’s did you do with BC? Also how fucking bored are you lately?

I didn't do anything. My handwriting isn't that neat.

This map went viral a few months ago and we missed the boat. So I submit it for the approval of the midnight society

 

[SuperPig]

I vote that Virginia is left alone... I mean... We had a big part in the forming of the nation and such.


But West Virginia should be absorbed by Kentucky since they're both into cousin fucking.

 

[Splinty]

What are those lines going up into my beloved Canada?

The paths to Texas and idaho's northern coastlines

 

[ThatOneDude]

I vote that Virginia is left alone... I mean... We had a big part in the forming of the nation and such.


But West Virginia should be absorbed by Kentucky since they're both into cousin fucking.

This is fair.

 

[La Paix]

What are those lines going up into my beloved Canada?

I think that state near the top left has some sort of USA super hwy into the great white north. Most those pussies don’t even own jackets. Lol.

 

[Splinty]

I think that state near the top left has some sort of USA super hwy into the great white north. Most those pussies don’t even own jackets. Lol.

It is my understanding that Chile took over the entire western coast of the Americas

 

[La Paix]

The paths to Texas and idaho's northern coastlines

I’ll sign off of you can get some of those Trump Bucks and build a wall where there’s red.

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

I think the Eskimos in the Northwest Territories might take issue. If you came with a couple barrels of beer and whiskey and a lot of Texas barbeque though, things might be o.k.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I think the Eskimos in the Northwest Territories might take issue. If you came with a couple barrels of beer and whiskey and a lot of Texas barbeque though, things might be o.k.

Thanks for the pro tip. Do they need blankets? It's worked well in the past.

 

[Splinty]

Thanks for the pro tip. Do they need blankets? It's worked well in the past.

I'm pretty sure the first Nations people that far north are baller hunters and fisherman. You can teach them about your jet boat

 

[ThatOneDude]

I'm pretty sure the first Nations people that far north are baller hunters and fisherman. You can teach them about your jet boat

Oh man, you think they'd be into jet boat's?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Or
Or
Hear me out, we use the jet boat to get blankets to them.

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

Blankets good.Couple cartons of marlboros would be good.They like cheez whizz, but you gotta keep them warm-- next to your body inside of your parka.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I can't get on board with this

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Or
Or
Hear me out, we use the jet boat to get blankets to them.

Stay home, we don't need any more hillbillies. We have @jason73

 

[ThatOneDude]

Stay home, we don't need any more hillbillies. We have @jason73

I ain't from the fucking hills bruh....

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I’ll sign off of you can get some of those Trump Bucks and build a wall where there’s red.
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Third largest mountain range on earth and you want a wall!!

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I ain't from the fucking hills bruh....

Sure

 

[ThatOneDude]

Sure

Sir!

I'd be considered more of a river rat or a dude with a giant penis.

 

[Splinty]

Third largest mountain range on earth and you want a wall!!

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