General Suggestions needed - best ways to annoy grumpy lady neighbor.

[BJTT_Kiwi]

As the title says.
Miserable old cow, disliked by all the other neighbors too.

She had a go at the gardening team I use for my place today. New team, and they accidentally cut a bit of overgrown grass on her property, which they cleaned up.

I said don’t talk to them, if you have an issue then speak with me.

She escalated things pretty quickly.

Now I just want to make her life miserable.

Suggestions?

 

[Rambo John J]

Probably not a good idea

Don't let her negativity spread...that shit is contagious

 

[FINGERS]

Don't bother mate.

Giving her attention is what she craves.

Just always smile and be happy and say good morning.

Kill her with kindness.

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

Don't bother mate.

Giving her attention is what she craves.

Just always smile and be happy and say good morning.

Kill her with kindness.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Try to get her onto a telemarketing call list or sign her up for a spam mailing list

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Kill her with kindness.

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

 

[member 3289]

Plant ugly shit right on the edge of the property line if your property meets hers.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Kill her with kindness.

Kill her with a claw hammer

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Play rap music super loud in front of her house

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Kill her with a claw hammer

Advocating murder isn’t cool bro.

 

[jason73]

sprinkle this shit all over her grass . it is crystalized pepper oil and burns like fuck when you breathe it in . hit that shit with the lawn mower and it aint going to be good

 

[Rambo John J]

sprinkle this shit all over her grass . it is crystalized pepper oil and burns like fuck when you breathe it in . hit that shit with the lawn mower and it aint going to be good
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Coyote Piss on the car door handles and front door handle

Smells sooo bad

 

[SongExotic2]

Order pineapple pizzas to her house everyday

 

[jason73]

Coyote Piss on the car door handles and front door handle

Smells sooo bad

yup doe in esterus should do the trick and be hard as fuck to get rid of

 

[SongExotic2]

Rob a museum, stash the plunder in her garden, then call the police and grass on her.

 

[SongExotic2]

One of them Faberge eggs should do the trick.

 

[member 3289]

Tell her you have relatives coming to visit from New Jersey.

 

[SongExotic2]

Tell her you have relatives coming to visit from New Jersey.

Chuck loads of birdseed all over her lawn so a flock shows up and shits everywhere. I saw it on fight club.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Start beating off on your balcony

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Start beating off on your balcony

Don't jump though.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Bring back the gardening team, and get them to do some topiary:



That lets them get back at her too

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Pro tip: Paint thinner will both kill grass and render the soil barren.

 

[Atto]

Touch your penis whenever you see her..

 

[steroid to heaven]

capture a bear, let it loose in her house