General Suggestions needed - best ways to annoy grumpy lady neighbor.

[SongExotic2]

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Come near my flower garden!

Try wearing make up

 

[Filthy]

FWIW - one of the worst things I know to do to someone's property is to put a brake pad on a grinder and make dust.
then dump the dust in the person's gas tank. unlike sugar, which is a pain in the ass to repair, that dust will destroy the car.

i guess these days you can just order a bag of iron-dust on amazon.


View: https://www.amazon.com/ArtMolds-Iron-Powder-453-6-Grams/dp/B017Y3131U

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

Put a fresh turd on a plate that is glued atop a drone. Send drone on a mission to unfriendly territory, drop the bomb and return to base via a circuitas route so as not to arouse suspicion.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Run up behind her and smear human feces in her face.

 

[SuperPig]

Send her one of this guy's candles

Penis candle mogul accused of causing death by ritualistic toad venom

Today, in ritualistic toad venom death news: A man best known as a prominent Spanish adult film actor—but who also has a sideline selling candles shaped like his own penis—has been arrested on charges of involuntary manslaughter in relation to, well, a death from ritualistic toad venom...

www.avclub.com

 

[SongExotic2]

Run up behind her and smear human feces in her face.

Some people like that, he's trying to irritate her

 

[FINGERS]

Run up behind her and smear human feces in her face.

Why is that your always go to reply?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Make a twitter account under her name, and then criticize the Clinton's. That should take care of the problem.

 

[Grateful Dude]

Make a twitter account under her name, and then criticize the Clinton's. That should take care of the problem.

 

[SongExotic2]

She still bullying ya?