General Suggestions needed - best ways to annoy grumpy lady neighbor.

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BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Another good one is to nail the front door shut and then burn her house down.

She'll be all "Oh, I can't get out!!!" Classic.
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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As the title says.
Miserable old cow, disliked by all the other neighbors too.

She had a go at the gardening team I use for my place today. New team, and they accidentally cut a bit of overgrown grass on her property, which they cleaned up.

I said don’t talk to them, if you have an issue then speak with me.

She escalated things pretty quickly.

Now I just want to make her life miserable.

Suggestions?
Does she have a dog?
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
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Report her for breaking covid protocol and have her shipped off to the gulags
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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Probably a great idea

Let her negativity spread...that shit is not contagious
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Jun 25, 2015
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Does she have a dog?
Yes she does.

This was the first time the new gardening team had done my yard.
Instead of trimming the hedge on my side of the fence, they went up her driveway and cut this 10 foot strip of overgrown grass at the back of my shed.

She asked what I thought, so I said flowers aren’t the color of grass. Where’s the flower heads? Also it looks like an overgrown fucking mess, and the team have done you a favor.

She “wants it fixed” as it was her “flower garden”

Well I can’t fucking glue it back on.
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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Yes she does.

This was the first time the new gardening team had done my yard.
Instead of trimming the hedge on my side of the fence, they went up her driveway and cut this 10 foot strip of overgrown grass at the back of my shed.

She asked what I thought, so I said flowers aren’t the color of grass. Where’s the flower heads? Also it looks like an overgrown fucking mess, and the team have done you a favor.

She “wants it fixed” as it was her “flower garden”

Well I can’t fucking glue it back on.
She’s a Karen, get that dog whistle
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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Yes she does.

This was the first time the new gardening team had done my yard.
Instead of trimming the hedge on my side of the fence, they went up her driveway and cut this 10 foot strip of overgrown grass at the back of my shed.

She asked what I thought, so I said flowers aren’t the color of grass. Where’s the flower heads? Also it looks like an overgrown fucking mess, and the team have done you a favor.

She “wants it fixed” as it was her “flower garden”

Well I can’t fucking glue it back on.
Tell her she's welcome to plant her tulips around your stump
 

tang

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Oct 21, 2015
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get whole bunch of powerbars and mold them like turd shapes

then lay em all over her lawn, backyard, front door area
 

Filthy

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Jun 28, 2016
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whatever you do, make sure it's after she has an throw-down with another neighbor.
that way it doesn't blow back on you.