General Superman is a gay

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Nobody cares about your countries

Spider-man is awesome

Decide for yourselves whether I'm right or so very right

Pre-Tobey McGuire Spirder-Man, right? RIGHT?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Oh look, Clerissa Shields is a dumb gullible sucker, too.


View: https://twitter.com/Claressashields/status/1447997819235680257?s=20



Did she actually Google it, but she's too thick to realise that Jon Kent is not Clark Kent?

Or did she just lie about fact-checking it?

Genuinely very stupid, or a deliberate liar? The classic dilemma with these types strikes again!

??

You made the classic mistake of equating googling with fact checking, G

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Pre-Tobey McGuire Spirder-Man, right? RIGHT?

Print comics.

While McFarlane revalued the Spider-Man property, and his work is what lead to the movies, I don't like his style. He gave Spidey eyes that are two thirds of his mask.

Which is not mandated according to the Comics Code Authority.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Print comics.

While McFarlane revalued the Spider-Man property, and his work is what lead to the movies, I don't like his style. He gave Spidey eyes that are two thirds of his mask.

Which is not mandated according to the Comics Code Authority.

I always liked "unappreciated superhero" Spidey, I didn't care for "poor me" Spidey.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I always liked "unappreciated superhero" Spidey, I didn't care for "poor me" Spidey.

The nerdy guy who couldn't get a chick and had to work a regular job, the Flash Thompson days, had their charm. Peter's one punch KO of Flash in a boxing ring.

But the older Spider-Man had a whole different game.

Ever read the short lived Spider-Man 2039?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

The nerdy guy who couldn't get a chick and had to work a regular job, the Flash Thompson days, had their charm. Peter's one punch KO of Flash in a boxing ring.

But the older Spider-Man had a whole different game.

Ever read the short lived Spider-Man 2039?

I think I have a few issues in a box somewhere. I loved the 90s animated series.

 

[Qat]

If you're gonna pull threads on super hero back stories, every tapestry unravels.

Even mine. I'm a backwards Batman born with fifty parents who keep getting in the way of my crime fighting dreams to tell me I need to go to community College and pursue a real career.

What is your superpower?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

What is your superpower?

I can't talk about it, that's part of my parole agreement.

There were some unintended deaths

 

[Qat]

I can't talk about it, that's part of my parole agreement.

There were some unintended deaths

Also intended deaths?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Also intended deaths?

My arch enemy won't be robbing any more banks.
But taking out the bank itself "wasn't necessary" blah blah blah

 

[Qat]

My arch enemy won't be robbing any more banks.
But taking out the bank itself "wasn't necessary" blah blah blah

I see.

My superior deduction skills tell me you are Explosive-fart-man.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I see.

My superior deduction skills tell me you are Explosive-fart-man.

Not quite.

View: https://youtu.be/mDfc_LTPvss

 

[Thuglife13]

‘I’m Tired Of This Shit’: DC Comics Employee Said He Quit Over Making Superman Bisexual


View: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1451157583318986757