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  1. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    The island with bear Grylls is similar.

    I don't mind that.

    The recent sas survivor one has just finished. My mate did that. Edited it I mean.

    Quite a tough selection process for the victims on the program. The instructors come across as sadists
     
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  2. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    ISIS vs female porn stars
     
  3. Chief

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    I cant remember the name of the UK show I watched, but I don't think it was called Survivor. It was probably 15 or so years ago.
     
  4. Hauler

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    Haha
    Maybe 3 or 4 people in here will get that joke.

    Comedy 101: Know your audience.
    In this place, stick to fart and poop jokes.
     
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  5. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    I got that joke piggy. And I'm not the smartest
     
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  6. Hauler

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    I said 3 or 4
    And I think you are smarter than you let on.
     
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  7. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    Tbh I only thought that @Le Chat Noir@Le Chat Noir would get it.

    He seems really clever with his book learnin an all.
     
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  8. VOTE TRUMP 2020

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  9. MMAHAWK

    MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK21 Coast 2 Coast Combat Hour @COMBATHOUR

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    Fuck I got it
    And yet was dumb enough to get scammed on Craigslist



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  10. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    Yeah but he got got.
     
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  11. Confused Confucius

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    its good they sent amber to the exile island since she has a big advantage being in the game with her husband. Still it should have been sandra
     
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  12. Wild

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    I used to get into Survivor but after like 6 seasons, I lost interest. Is this really the 40th season? That's nuts.
     
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  13. Confused Confucius

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    I have seen every season of it. Some of them twice. I also watch survivor australia and survivor south africa. I didnt even know they spoke english there. Crazy
     
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  14. Confused Confucius

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    and she has great tits
     
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  15. Hauler

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    Whatever you do, don't post a pic of her body.
    Describe it to me.
     
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  16. Inside Job

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    yep
    was a regular for a few seasons

    but they stopped having to hunt, gather, starve, suffer.

    I liked the survival part of the show, now it seems more about talking...haven't watched in at least 10 years
     
  17. Confused Confucius

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    they still suffer a lot in autralian and south african survivor
     
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  18. Shang Tsong2

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    What language you think they spoke in Australia?

    Double Dutch?
     
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    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Tell you what doppelganger, your dumbass wont last long on the island. You need to watch sas who dares wins, toughen you up a bit
     
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  20. Confused Confucius

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    I was talking about south africa
     
  21. Confused Confucius

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    of course I wouldnt survive. If I am longer than 4 hours without the internet I get a panic attack
     
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    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    I've been having panic attacks past couple days. Watched top gear today tho so I should be alright
     
  23. VOTE TRUMP 2020

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    I used to think it sounded like Australian English till I listened to it more.

    Now I think it sounds like retarded Australian (which sounds like retarded British) mixed with Dutch, African languages, and a lot of unnecessary anger.
     
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  24. Confused Confucius

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    david is such a likable guy, he is cocky and arrogant, very easy to hate if you are a jealous type, but he deserves to act this way because he really is just perfect. If he doesnt win this time it will be travesty
     
  25. Confused Confucius

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    regarding us survivor, vote that useless fucking sandra cunt off already. What the heck is going on there? As I said before the season started, she is no good in challenges and is a sneaky, lying, two faced cunt. She has no place in the game, plus she has won twice already, underservably may I add. No, you vote out tyson, stupid fucking idiots
     
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