Society Talk Shit. Get Hit.

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  1. Shlomo Lars

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    A shit covered plate at that
     
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    Talked to him about that ass whoopin he was laying down the whole time too.
     
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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Bernie is my spirit animal

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  4. MMAPlaywright

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    Check this one

     
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  5. Splinty

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    Dude on top is a low ego puss anyways. "You gonna talk to my girl in front of me?!?!?". LOL Grow up junior. Should be so glad someone wanted to holler at that trash yelling at the beginning.

    Beat a dude down and walk away. You win and the threat is over. The rest of that is the same fragile pathetic dude that yells about "you gonna talk to my girl in front of me??!?" while working towards a manslaughter charge. GG bro. Strong life plans.
     
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  6. Splinty

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    The British even sound proper when they are fighting. "For fucks sake, move away from my gate". He sounds actually earnest. Doesn't want to fight. Dude comes to start shit, raises his chin up like he owns the place at that dudes house with his kids? Solid end to the confrontation.
     
  7. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Ya sometimes you just keep mashing their face into that shit plate for years asking them how it tastes because you warned them not to shit on your plate but they did anyway so now their whole life is just face down on a shit plate wishing they never even .saw your plate.

    Namsayn
     
  8. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Mods plz change my name to Shit Plate and if not that, Petulant Child will do

    Thanks!
     
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  9. RaginCajun

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  10. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Bernie is my spirit animal

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    How big are we talking, in terms of height/weight?
     
  11. Filthy

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    i saw a longer video, it's actually like 3 or 4 minutes of Coach Purple asking the guy politely to pick up his guitar and move away from his house. The drunk guy just gets more belligerent, then removes his shirt and starts trying to chest puff his way on to the property.

    right in to the The Prince's Proper Elbow.
     
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    I’m 5’10” I was probably around 170. This guy was about 6’2” 270. His friend was probably 5’7” 5’8” 150. Not a big win there for me but I will take it being they double teamed me.

    I left a lot out but the big guy before they rushed us, went to grab a driver I assume to wack me. He was running and his forearm caught the head of the club while still in the bag.He ripped the head right off the shaft but just kept charging weaponless.

    They claimed I was hitting into them all day is what this was about. That was not true at all. On the 18th hole I cranked one into them. I’m a 3 time club champ at the Creek so I know that course and my distance like the back of my hand. The shot was like a once in a year drive. They picked my ball up and drove back to the tee with it. I apologized but the big guy wouldn’t let it go. On and on and on. He was now holding up the entire course. My hillbilly buddy lawyer playing partner said in his deep southern drawl “ are yall gonna fuckin do somethin about already or play the fuck on” Big guy snapped and he and his buddy came at us.
     
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    Agreed. George Zimmerman showed us what happens when you don't put someone completely out of commission from mount.
     
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    You could learn a lot from George Zimmerman - @Kneeblock@Kneeblock


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  15. Onetrickpony

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    How about ‘the petulant, attention seeking, shit eating child’?

    Also, you don’t need a mod you can change your own name.
     
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  16. Kneeblock

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    This post made my week.
     
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  17. Inside Job

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    thought about this beating today a few times
    Fucked up shit all round

    wonder how bad the damage was to the feller they left in a bad way...permanent damage?
     
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  19. Filthy

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    the non-verbal way of talking shit at your neighbors.

    Until your neighbor recognizes you, and you end up cuffed to a gurney in the ICU.

     
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  20. Never_Rolled

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    Did that guy have a slight smirk at the end or is it me seeing things?
     
  21. Filthy

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    probably just swishing the saccharin-sweet taste of Justice around in his mouth.
     
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  22. Never_Rolled

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    And rightly so.
     
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  23. Filthy

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    too bad that car is so distinct, definitely had to burn it to preserve plausible deniability.

    "I just woke up from a nap, and my car has been stolen...bright orange thing, should be easy to find...Oh No! somebody used it to run down a degenerate vandal? gosh dang it."
     
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  24. Onetrickpony

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    It’s weird that this thread was abruptly cut in half with no reference to the excised piece like an organ donors liver.
     
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