Society Talk Shit. Get Hit.

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  1. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    I tried to make this my custom title but @Splinty@Splinty's bullshit rules wouldn't let me

    I came in here because you quoted me you dumb fuck.

    I post pictures of my kids and family here because, unlike you, I’m not a scared little bitch who can’t defend myself in real life or on the internet.

    You’re so fucking busy posting ugly chicks naked pics, bragging about how tough you are and talking about how cool jail is that you don’t even realize what a victim playing skinner you come off as.

    I have stood up for you repeatedly and you’ve been too dense to realize it. You constantly make stupid mistakes here and blame others for your intellectual shortcomings (and two mistakes don’t make a right, ask your parents).

    Good luck on your next pincushion run in the local lock up.
     
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  2. Onetrickpony

    Onetrickpony Stay gold

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    It’s a little bit long.
     
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  3. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    First time he's heard that
     
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  4. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    We don't spend time grieving cancer after we cut it out
     
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  5. Slutman Lars

    Slutman Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    Why did you name the cancer after me, dad?
     
  6. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Because you were born on the 4th of July
     
  7. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    Freedom Cancer?
     
  8. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    I think Basal Mal has a nice ring to it.
     
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  9. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    definitely over-estimated the restraint capabilities of the NYC subway door.
     
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  10. blank

    blank Posting Machine

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    I would have preferred a large vehicle enter the picture and eliminate all four of them.
     
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  11. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    "You see this finger?! You see this finger?! CRRRRAAAACK!!! I keep it on my goon hand."



    courtesy of @Miesha's Taint@Miesha's Taint.
     
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  12. Bürgermeister of T-City

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  13. BrunoMcGyver

    BrunoMcGyver “My balls was hot.”

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    "HOW CAN HE SLAP!?!?!?!"
     
  14. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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  15. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    hobo challenges clerk. Random Dude takes up the challenge.
     
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  16. Frank Armitage

    Frank Armitage Obey, Consume, Conform, Submit.
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  17. Frank Armitage

    Frank Armitage Obey, Consume, Conform, Submit.
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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    if somebody starts hitching the legs on their shorts and side-shuffling...

    know the signs, or get head-kicked into the shrubbery.

    action starts after 2m of "Hold me back, Bro."
     
  19. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    don't come at Holly Holm like that...
     
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