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Lars

The Vaccines Will Procure Themselves
Oct 17, 2015
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I had literally just called my wife into the kitchen to take a look at the crazy sunset. We made love on our granite countertop. She called out your name. Weird coincidence.
While this is a classically hilarious sex chicken post, I would never even look your wife in the eye, even if you didn’t have the most serious pair of pythons I’ve ever laid eyes on in your shirt sleeves.
 

Lars

The Vaccines Will Procure Themselves
Oct 17, 2015
27,898
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I had literally just called my wife into the kitchen to take a look at the crazy sunset. We made love on our granite countertop. She called out your name. Weird coincidence.
Hey did you fix your sink
 
Jul 22, 2015
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I have some mixed feelings about this. Ultimately, stay safe out there:

 

Qat

Qute
Nov 3, 2015
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I have some mixed feelings about this. Ultimately, stay safe out there:

Mixed? You have positive feelings about this as well?
 

Hauler

When your gratitudes exceed your expectations...
Feb 3, 2016
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I have some mixed feelings about this. Ultimately, stay safe out there:

Brutal for the father. Can you imagine having to live with that mistake?

Not sure how you mistake a human for a deer, but it happens often enough.
 

Hauler

When your gratitudes exceed your expectations...
Feb 3, 2016
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I dont think its terribly common though, its just often reported when it happens, like shark attacks.
It happens roughly 1000 times a year, although many times it's likely line-of-site mistakes where the other hunter was hit by a bullet intended for a deer.

The "I thought he was a deer" is always puzzling to me.

But when many of these hunting days start out with Busch Lights in the deer blind about an hour before dawn, I guess we shouldn't be too surprised when a hunter fires a slug into a bush that he saw shaking.

Regardless of how it happened, the father has to live with it the rest of his life.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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How the fuck do you confuse a person for a deer?


Also, we have porcupines in Texas.
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RaginCajun

And knowing is half the battle
Oct 25, 2015
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Growled at me at the end of this video

View: https://streamable.com/z0lxl1


Then blocked my path back
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Then decided he was only fucking around and didn't want to find out

View: https://streamable.com/gr6o2r
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