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ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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0 for 3.
This ends today!!!
I’m going out, and I’m not coming back until I catch a trophy lunker, suitable for stuffing and hanging on the wall of my rich mahogany den. You think this is a game to me?!? I’m ready to die for this!
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Mocha Soy Ice Coffee with CBD, wheat powder and Stevia down!!! Not a good start.
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Are you using the boat ramp for a kayak??????
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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You motherfucker.
I back the line right up. I put the kayak in the water, then do a complete walk around inspection. Then I make a big show of unpacking and repacking my tackle box. I even do a few test casts. Then I climb into the kayak and finish my ice coffee before I push off.

It’s like that old joke;
Where does a 500 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever the fuck he wants to.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
34,272
I back the line right up. I put the kayak in the water, then do a complete walk around inspection. Then I make a big show of unpacking and repacking my tackle box. I even do a few test casts. Then I climb into the kayak and finish my ice coffee before I push off.

It’s like that old joke;
Where does a 500 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever the fuck he wants to.
You may be worse than jet skiers, and we hate jet skiers.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
You may be worse than jet skiers, and we hate jet skiers.
It’s the only place to drop in without having to portage through the woods. I honestly have never held anyone up it’s a 2 lane ramp.It takes me literally 1 minute to drop the kayak and take off.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
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It’s the only place to drop in without having to portage through the woods. I honestly have never held anyone up it’s a 2 lane ramp.It takes me literally 1 minute to drop the kayak and take off.
Well good, if that's all it takes that's fair. The boat ramp is a great place to smoke a joint and watch idiots. We sometimes will pull up about 100 yards from the ramp and watch the shit show.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
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I’m no “Hater”. I can admit that guy looks pretty good at fishing, but if me and him go into a stream wearing a pair waders and 4oz gloves, only one of us is coming out alive.
I like how humble Sex Chicken @Rob Ford’s Crack Pipe is being about his fishing. He didn't wanna show off but this is a pic he sent me today of his smallest fish. I hope I don't get in trouble for sharing it-Polish_20200814_180537121.jpg
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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It was 108 when we left Texas today.
This was from earlier in the day
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I can't say my 100 degree reading was the maximum for today for sure since I was stuck in my office for the bulk of the day. Oddly enough, weather.com stated the temp was 89. Car gauges aren't 100% accurate, but safe to say it was a hair above 89 today. Personally, I love the warm weather. Having said that, it was not humid, as I'd imagine it would be in your area.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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I can't say my 100 degree reading was the maximum for today for sure since I was stuck in my office for the bulk of the day. Oddly enough, weather.com stated the temp was 89. Car gauges aren't 100% accurate, but safe to say it was a hair above 89 today. Personally, I love the warm weather. Having said that, it was not humid, as I'd imagine it would be in your area.
Yea it was humid and hot and miserable.

Well I just drove 7.5 hours out to the farm, time for bed.