General The Hollywood/Russia Space Race Is On!

[Splinty]

Space race 2: Russian actor bound for ISS in same month as Tom Cruise

Hollywood star is aiming to be first to shoot a feature film in space, but Russia has launched rival bid

www.theguardian.com

Russia is to send an actor and director to the International Space Station in October, with the ambition of making the first feature film in space.

The crew are scheduled to begin their expedition on 5 October 2021. While on the space station they could encounter some fellow film-makers: Tom Cruise and the director Doug Liman, who are also due to travel there in October to make a movie.



The exact date of Cruise’s blastoff has not yet been revealed, but the departure of the Russians in the first few days of the month suggests an intention to beat the Americans.

Russia was first reported to be mounting a rival production last year, shortly after plans were confirmed last summer for Cruise, who will be 59 at the time of his mission, to go into low Earth orbit, backed by Nasa and Elon Musk.

Who will be the Russian actress? Yulia Peresild. We don't know much about her but we do know about her diving ability and "chest girth"...

Potential candidates for the female lead in the film needed to be between 25 and 40 years old and a Russian citizen, to weigh between 50kg and 70kg and have a “chest girth” of up to 112cm.

“Additionally, she must be able to run 1km in three and a half minutes or less, swim 800 metres freestyle in 20 minutes, and dive from a 3-metre springboard with an impressive technique.” Previous acting experience was not required.

Elon get them there in September. Screw those Ruskies!

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Cruise wins this. No question in my mind.

 

[The Big Guy]

I hope tom cruise comes up short

 

[Thuglife13]

We need another Elon Musk tweet like this...


View: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1386825367948644352

 

[mysticmac]

This is just a hookup the two actors planned via Tinder.

 

[megatherium]

Mother Russia shall prevail in this struggle...

 

[mysticmac]

Mother Russia shall prevail in this struggle...

That sounds like an impossible mission to me.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Send Stev Buscemi. He was great in Armageddon.
"Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket."

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Splinty]

Send Stev Buscemi. He was great in Armageddon.
"Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket."

USA! USA! USA!

Why didn't they just train astronauts to use a drill?

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Why didn't they just train astronauts to use a drill?

That would've been a terrible movie, duh

 

[ShatsBassoon]

As trash as it is, Armageddon is a cinematic masterpiece

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[Splinty]

As trash as it is, Armageddon is a cinematic masterpiece

I'm way down the rabbit hole already.

Armageddon to liv Tyler....Liv Tyler to her in "crazy" music video.

Turns out petty farm boy in that video is insane

Former male model charged with hiring a hitman from behind bars

Dean Kelly, whose claim to fame is as a shirtless hunk in Aerosmith’s video for Crazy in the 1994, is currently serving a 10-year sentence at Rayburn Correctional Center in Angie, Louisiana.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I'm way down the rabbit hole already.

Armageddon to liv Tyler....Liv Tyler to her in "crazy" music video.

Turns out petty farm boy in that video is insane

Former male model charged with hiring a hitman from behind bars

Dean Kelly, whose claim to fame is as a shirtless hunk in Aerosmith’s video for Crazy in the 1994, is currently serving a 10-year sentence at Rayburn Correctional Center in Angie, Louisiana.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Crazy, no pun intended. Was a big Aerosmith fan 20+ years ago. Great music vids. Shit I miss the 90s

 

[ShatsBassoon]

My wife usually curls up under a blanket and get's really quiet right around here

"Daddy no!"

 

[ShatsBassoon]

@Splinty down the rabbit hole is right.
Hole-ee-shit!
Hired a hitman to kill a judge , district attorney and a lawyer??? And the f#$$&ing girl to boot???



A former male model has been charged with hiring a hitman from behind bars to kill a judge, a district attorney, the lawyer who represented him and the teenage girl he was jailed for raping.

Dean Kelly, whose claim to fame is as a shirtless skinny-dipping hunk in Aerosmith’s video for Crazy in 1994, is currently serving a 10-year prison sentence at Rayburn Correctional Center in Angie, Louisiana.

But despite this, prosecutors say Kelly tried a hire a former inmate at the prison to carry out the hits - offering $35,000 in cash, two luxury cars, a boat and BMW motorcycle, WVUE reports.
The balls on this guy!

 

[Splinty]

@Splinty down the rabbit hole is right.
Hole-ee-shit!
Hired a hitman to kill a judge , district attorney and a lawyer??? And the f#$$&ing girl to boot???



A former male model has been charged with hiring a hitman from behind bars to kill a judge, a district attorney, the lawyer who represented him and the teenage girl he was jailed for raping.

Dean Kelly, whose claim to fame is as a shirtless skinny-dipping hunk in Aerosmith’s video for Crazy in 1994, is currently serving a 10-year prison sentence at Rayburn Correctional Center in Angie, Louisiana.

But despite this, prosecutors say Kelly tried a hire a former inmate at the prison to carry out the hits - offering $35,000 in cash, two luxury cars, a boat and BMW motorcycle, WVUE reports.
The balls on this guy!

grain of salt but heres a many years worth of accounts posted online about his history with women

Share your stories and thoughts!

Dean Kelly arrested again on another rape charge. He has good representation and we need to keep him there by coming forward with our exper...

putdeankellyinjail.blogspot.com

 

[ShatsBassoon]

grain of salt but heres a many years worth of accounts posted online about his history with women

Share your stories and thoughts!

Dean Kelly arrested again on another rape charge. He has good representation and we need to keep him there by coming forward with our exper...

putdeankellyinjail.blogspot.com

General - Post an img of what you think other TMMACers look like

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@Nuk Soo Kow

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

I'm way down the rabbit hole already.

Armageddon to liv Tyler....Liv Tyler to her in "crazy" music video.

Turns out petty farm boy in that video is insane

Former male model charged with hiring a hitman from behind bars

Dean Kelly, whose claim to fame is as a shirtless hunk in Aerosmith’s video for Crazy in the 1994, is currently serving a 10-year sentence at Rayburn Correctional Center in Angie, Louisiana.

www.dailymail.co.uk

thats a solid song, but "amazing" is ... well ... amazing

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSmOvYzSeaQ