General The Miami Club Scene

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  1. Truck Party

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    A Nightclub Has Been Shut Down After Viral Videos Of A Horse Being Rode On The Dance Floor Sparked Animal Cruelty Allegations

    The incident "could only be described as insane stupidity and irresponsibility," said Miami Beach mayor Dan Gelber.

    Posted on March 10, 2018, at 11:31 a.m.
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    Julia Reinstein

    BuzzFeed News Reporter

    Videos of the incident, which occurred at Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach between late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, show the horse panicking and bucking off a woman in a bikini as hordes of clubgoers scream and cheer.

    The videos quickly went viral and drew massive outrage online. Nearly 3,000 people signed a petition for police to take action against the club.


    On Friday, Miami Beach City Manager Jimmy L. Morales issued an order for the club's business license to be revoked.

    A Nightclub Has Been Shut Down After Viral Videos Of A Horse Being Rode On The Dance Floor Sparked Animal Cruelty Allegations



    View: https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/971949226749059072
     
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  2. Robbie Hart

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    Here we go with round 3 shortly
     
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    jason73 bastard from the north
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  4. Chad Wagner

    Chad Wagner Yeah, big surprise. HUGE surprise.
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    Horse looked like it was having a good time.
     
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  5. True Belieber

    True Belieber Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?

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    That horse couldn’t get in to Club Liv.
     
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  6. Chad Wagner

    Chad Wagner Yeah, big surprise. HUGE surprise.
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    If the horse got to pick betweeb @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger and @SensoriaUtopia@SensoriaUtopia as a jockey in hopes of bettering it's chances who would it pick?
     
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  7. SensoriaUtopia

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    Me,

    @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger was in that club. We finally got evidence we been seeking. You may not see him, but he was giving the horse a blowjob but he was not doing it right, hence why the horse started to buck.

    Then the video cuts off, and turns out @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger was waiting for the horse when it got back to the barn, he had to get his ass all lubed up. He did some foreplay to loosen his anus with those squirrels that he films and put up his ass LOL.

    So the answer is not difficult
     
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  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Till is gonna smash Woodley

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    OP is on ignore so I won't be participating in this thread.

    Tell whoever it is to beg me and I'll consider unignoring him/her.
     
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    Yeah no one believes you dork

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    This Pothead I walk on water but stagger on beer.

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  11. Jesus X

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    lol that is actually pretty cool
     
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    If the clubs owner had any brains he would have just claimed it was Amy winehouse
     
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    Let's see how long this person keeps his word

    Start the clock okay

    Edit: please chill with the insults - L
     
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  14. Rhino

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    Miami clubs are ridiculously overrated... From doing a bunch of events down there, I can tell you first hand, they aren't that great. The concept of "Hot Miami Women" is a myth too, since most are transplant Europeans and Brazilians... Miami girls are mostly plastic women who have (in some cases) VERY good plastic surgeons. Also, every time I go there, most of the women are the gold diggers from Tampa and Orlando who are trying to bag some Euro Trash shiny shirt motherfucker who is flashing cash and promising yacht rides in Biscayne Bay (or Chris Bosh and Mario Chalmers). That all said, they are probably the better clubs in the state, however, that's like comparing IHOP's dominance to Waffle House, it's all still terrible.
     
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    We had a guy in our town get shit faced, unload his horse, ride into the saloon, rope a guy, and then drag him across the parking lot.

    Can’t get much more American than that.
     
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    He sounds like a Chivas regal drinker
     
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  19. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    All clubs are. Why the hell would you pay a 20 dollar cover to pay 8-10 bucks for a Coors light? I'd rather chill on my couch and watch tv.
     
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    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    A quick club story, from the time I did that stupid shit: We're in line at Excalibur, at the time the biggest club in Chicago, probably 100 people long. 3 Escalades pull up and it's Scottie Pippen and his boys. They walk right past everyone like they are just going to walk right in because this was when the Bulls owned the city.

    They get stonewalled by bouncers, and the owner comes out and basically say you stiffed a server on a 2K Bill, fuck off and don't come back.

    It was awesome.
     
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    Because.... I'm a social person :D and because I never pay a cover, pays to know all the right people (and teach them or their kids Jiu Jitsu ;))
     
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    He had the nickname No Tippin' Pippen.... He use to come to a club that I was the VIP and Security manager at (my official title was Vibe manager, because I kept the vibe happy in the place per the GM).... He rang up some $1000-$1500 tabs, and tip the servers $40
     
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    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    100% correct, except from what I know, it was never even 40 dollars.

    He was a chump who rode Jordan's coattails. Nothing more.

    Edited for spelling
     
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