I did one the other day and thought of this thread.
it was so big and heavy it wouldn’t flush. Just sat there like a lead Brown submarine. It reminded me of the 4chan guy who had a poop knife.
i genuinely thought I would have to use a kitchen knife to break it up. Mother in law was over and I was panicking a bit.
it finally shifted after 5 proud but anxiety filled flushes,
i oft think of its journey. Is it still intact? It had the density and integrity to survive the trip to the sea.
God speed turd. God speed. You are still in my heart.