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Justice 4 Jimmy

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Nov 14, 2019
6,589
7,040
At work. Just taking my time but it's a double edged sword as it stinks.

Still think I'm slightly ahead though.
 

Tuc Ouiner

Well-Known Member
May 19, 2016
1,095
983
Bidets are the future.The Numi toilet shoots warm water up your ass (temp. controlled),heated seat, blow dries your ass and plays music. No tp. Spendy though.
 

Thefifthscallop

Major Dick, Dick Army
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
2,047
2,798
6:58am PST first portopotty poop of the day. Thanks for being in my poop loop guys.
 

Justice 4 Jimmy

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Nov 14, 2019
6,589
7,040
Had a connector the other day.

Caught me by surprise.

Turd hit the water whilst still being extruded.

Lot of panting and tears. And tears.
 

Banjaxo

Fight the Power
Nov 16, 2019
2,018
3,453
Had a connector the other day.

Caught me by surprise.

Turd hit the water whilst still being extruded.

Lot of panting and tears. And tears.
Tears as in you cried, or tears as in rips in your asshole?

On second thought, don't answer that, I don't even know why I asked. :grimacing:
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
27,326
28,116
Just ate pizza and my god my asshole is tore up. On my second shit.
Very loose stool, probably wouldn't even call it a stool, more of a shit stew.