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TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
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My second poop of the morning is happening right now. On a porcelain toilet, not a portopotty. Lucky me.
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
16,508
19,574
Just had a turnout.

I'm at work and they've installed some new traps. It flushed automatically as I stood to pull my jeans up. Didn't have to do a thing.

I feel like Buck Rodgers
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
16,508
19,574
Just had a turnout.

By the sound of the plops, the speed of the drop and the feel of the stretch. I'd say they were like heavy ping pong balls.

Denser than beef meatball. Probably more like a pork mince meatball.

Like a bigger squash ball. And as soft.

6/10
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
16,508
19,574
On the straining bar again.

This time it's just fizzy bum gravy.

I reckon I've cracked it today and should have set me up nicely for tomorrow.

3/10
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
5,833
7,373
Currently destroying a bathroom while on a service call. All hail the porcelain toilets of the world.
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
5,833
7,373
Oh yeah, I’m pooping right now. Probably should have mentioned that in my last post. Got home early from work, so I get to enjoy shitting in my own bathroom.