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FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
16,508
19,574
At work. Just taking my time but it's a double edged sword as it stinks.

Still think I'm slightly ahead though.
 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
1,816
1,467
Bidets are the future.The Numi toilet shoots warm water up your ass (temp. controlled),heated seat, blow dries your ass and plays music. No tp. Spendy though.
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
5,833
7,373
6:58am PST first portopotty poop of the day. Thanks for being in my poop loop guys.
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
16,508
19,574
Had a connector the other day.

Caught me by surprise.

Turd hit the water whilst still being extruded.

Lot of panting and tears. And tears.
 

NotBanjaxo

Formerly someone other than Banjaxo
Nov 16, 2019
8,305
17,709
Had a connector the other day.

Caught me by surprise.

Turd hit the water whilst still being extruded.

Lot of panting and tears. And tears.
Tears as in you cried, or tears as in rips in your asshole?

On second thought, don't answer that, I don't even know why I asked. :grimacing:
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,390
34,272
Just ate pizza and my god my asshole is tore up. On my second shit.
Very loose stool, probably wouldn't even call it a stool, more of a shit stew.