Listen to this master’s instructions as he teaches you the proper way to cut “the black man’s strawberry”.
View: https://youtu.be/uA73Nv0CJfg
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General The proper way to cut a watermelon
- Thread starter Paisan
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I consume watermelons whole, rectally.
Coat them in 5w20 and they slide right in.
Coat them in 5w20 and they slide right in.
Shes no Sister SteeleI always have my watermelons portioned up by this chick:
I always have my watermelons portioned up by this chick:
Gawd DAMN that gif goes back aways. Anyone know where its from?
This guy is the actual watermelon cutting master:
You take that back!!
Its funny. At most big get togethers/bbqs some frijolero is bound to bring an enormous fucking watermelon. That was a small one that they only ate half. So, at our latest gathering I told said frijol to cut the whole fucker this time and make it look nice and presentable for these GD mejeeCANs or I was chucking the whole fucker right now. This was heard round the block somehow and people poured in for chewy water plates.
Oof, I kinda hate fruit juices besides the sour juans. I might yack seeds like a total cabrón!
