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Too swole to control

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Everyone knows that the Prophet Muhammad loved the cock. but I'm thinking of converting to Muslim and I can't find anything in the Qur'an about wether he was a top or bottom. Any religious scholars or fags want to chime in? Alahu Akbar

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How long have you been thinking about converting to Muslim?
 
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Le Chat Noir said:
I knew he was a pedo, I didn't know he was gay.



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Some Muslim extremists are going to try to bomb you now. Good thing you are a solid Red Blooded American male and can defend yourself and family. ISIS won't know what hit them.
 
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ThatOneDude said:
Some Muslim extremists are going to try to bomb you now. Good thing you are a solid Red Blooded American male and can defend yourself and family. ISIS won't know what hit them.
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If they come for me I will distract them with a sexy goat while my wife picks them off.



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Le Chat Noir said:
No, he never tried to recruit me.
He's very close to coming over to the libertarian side, he just doesn't want to admit it.
Embrace freedom Conor!



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I've been a libertarian for years, it's why I don't side with the government for infringing on people's freedoms even if I think their opinions are utter stupidity.

It's you who needs to see the light fren.
 
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ConorMcGregorsBeard said:
I've been a libertarian for years, it's why I don't side with the government for infringing on people's freedoms even if I think their opinions are utter stupidity.

It's you who needs to see the light fren.
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A libertarian could never vote Democrat, with their positions on big government, higher taxes, etc..
I welcome you into the warm, crystal clear waters of the right!
Now we can do bro shakes!



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BeardOfKnowledge

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Le Chat Noir said:
A libertarian could never vote Democrat, with their positions on big government, higher taxes, etc..
I welcome you into the warm, crystal clear waters of the right!
Now we can do bro shakes!



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Now that we're bros, do you want any of this surplus beluga caviar or foie gras I have? I can send the help over with it post haste.
 
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ConorMcGregorsBeard said:
Now that we're bros, do you want any of this surplus beluga caviar or foie gras I have? I can send the help over with it post haste.
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That sounds fantastic! We'll reciprocate by sending over a bottle of 2012 Screaming Eagle Sauvignon Blanc!

Please tell the help not to make eye contact, some of them seem to think standards have dropped during COVID.



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Le Chat Noir said:
A libertarian could never vote Democrat, with their positions on big government, higher taxes, etc..
I welcome you into the warm, crystal clear waters of the right!
Now we can do bro shakes!



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Or Republican, with wanting such extreme military spending, to force religion into education and interfering in people's choices to get married and have abortions.
 
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Leigh said:
Or Republican, with wanting such extreme military spending, to force religion into education and interfering in people's choices to get married and have abortions.
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I agree with you about everything other than the military spending, we should spend more and give the Marine Corps a 300% budget increase.
 
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