Lifestyle The TMMACer code: Ever sucker punched or hit another guy with a deliberate low blow?
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That's too bad.
You have a toke chicago white gangsters..chuffed
Fuck!
Call me and let me tell you about being a mom, wife, maid, laundress, taxi driver, gardener, working two jobs, and with two teenage boys. One who wants to challenge my authority when dad isn't here. You will hang up feeling lucky.
Hmmmm, hey. Do you want to come over and be my butler/nanny/maid/chauffeur?
And the cook, forgot about that.
And I fold socks, ffs. Not just turn the elastic into the other either. I crease them like when you buy them and fold them. 
I've been trying to hook up with a very cute girl who is a mechanic for about 2 years. She and her dad restore classic cars for fun. I've told her we'd be a perfect match as she could work in the garage, I'll work in the kitchen. Hasn't worked out, but that doesn't mean I will quit trying.
Although being all about hip hop and Edm is almost a deal breaker.
Ok fine. You can be the cook and housekeeper. Galt, the nanny and chauffeur.
My dad was a mechanic and I can do the simple stuff. Does that help?
Lol
I'll be the cook, but you wouldn't want me as a housekeeper. The only place that is clean is my kitchen. The rest is a fucking train wreck. Last time I watched my niece, the 6 year old said my bedroom was a garbage can. (She isn't really wrong) But I still taught her about being tactful, and I ate all the jelly beans. She got none.
All good. Cheers a ..@Galt , seriously though....
Do you need to talk? I'll refrain from bitching about my life and listen.
Also, just remembered the time when I was in 2nd grade and my brother held me down in mount and gave me a black eye.
The next Sunday my Mom's friend came over with her two sons, one was my age and the other (Rob) was a couple years older than my brother.
Rob asked how I got a black eye, so I told him. He went over to my brother tackled him and held him down. Then he told me to come over and crack my brother. BAM.
"Good one," says Rob. "Now hit the other one."
"What?"
"Give him two."
BAM.
mission accomplished, he looked like a raccoon.
One other time I hit my brother over the back of the head with the ball-peen end of a ball-peen hammer. Made a little fountain of blood start squirting from his skull.
To his credit, he did eventually crack me in the mouth with a baseball bat and knocked out the bottom half of my top-front 4 teeth.
The next Sunday my Mom's friend came over with her two sons, one was my age and the other (Rob) was a couple years older than my brother.
Rob asked how I got a black eye, so I told him. He went over to my brother tackled him and held him down. Then he told me to come over and crack my brother. BAM.
"Good one," says Rob. "Now hit the other one."
"What?"
"Give him two."
BAM.
mission accomplished, he looked like a raccoon.
One other time I hit my brother over the back of the head with the ball-peen end of a ball-peen hammer. Made a little fountain of blood start squirting from his skull.
To his credit, he did eventually crack me in the mouth with a baseball bat and knocked out the bottom half of my top-front 4 teeth.
No, not at all. I only really got into mma 10|11 years ago. Knew of Jeremy Bailey when I lived in Basingstoke and my mate runs some kickboxing classes there but that’s about it.