They never stop..

[Team Bisping]

I was in central London wondering around bored shitless around 6 years ago, came across this scientology shop...though fuck it, walked in...it was dead, except for 3 'employees'....One of them looked at me like I must have mistakingly walked into the wrong shop...anyways....I wander round...they ask if I want to watch a quick clip on Scientology, so fuck it....they take me upstairs to a room comprised of about 30 chairs and big screen. I'm now shown a video about L Ron Hubbard and how he's the saviour of the world, it was fucking ridiculous, I was literally in my seat doing this:

Anyways, after about what felt like a lifetime, I was given to hard sell on fucking everything, books, DVD's etc.....I said No thanks but I felt sorry for them and gave them my details at the time for 'further reading' etc.

Since that fateful day, I kid you not, I get minimum of 3 emails a week, 2 phone calls a week and shit through the post constantly. Even when I moved, they somehow got hold of my new address and sent shit there...

Since then, I've moved about 4 times...and I'm still getting followed by Scientology propaganda....no amount of 'please leave me alone works'.....They are not a religion, there a hard selling cold hearted money driven cult....basically I'm ranting because I just received one my weekly fucking emails from them:

I'm not sure why I wrote this, a mixture of boredom and express my utter astonishment regarding this so called 'religion'.

Anyways, time for a beer.

 

[ECC170]

Tom Cruise is gonna get you...

 

[Team Bisping]

Tom Cruise is gonna get you...

haha oh fuck

 

[ECC170]

haha oh fuck

haha...his hell would be watching cocktails on a loop..

 

[ThatOneDude]

fucking creepers!

 

[Morpheushasleftthebuilding]

I was in central London wondering around bored shitless around 6 years ago, came across this scientology shop...though fuck it, walked in...it was dead, except for 3 'employees'....One of them looked at me like I must have mistakingly walked into the wrong shop...anyways....I wander round...they ask if I want to watch a quick clip on Scientology, so fuck it....they take me upstairs to a room comprised of about 30 chairs and big screen. I'm now shown a video about L Ron Hubbard and how he's the saviour of the world, it was fucking ridiculous, I was literally in my seat doing this:

Anyways, after about what felt like a lifetime, I was given to hard sell on fucking everything, books, DVD's etc.....I said No thanks but I felt sorry for them and gave them my details at the time for 'further reading' etc.

Since that fateful day, I kid you not, I get minimum of 3 emails a week, 2 phone calls a week and shit through the post constantly. Even when I moved, they somehow got hold of my new address and sent shit there...

Since then, I've moved about 4 times...and I'm still getting followed by Scientology propaganda....no amount of 'please leave me alone works'.....They are not a religion, there a hard selling cold hearted money driven cult....basically I'm ranting because I just received one my weekly fucking emails from them:

I'm not sure why I wrote this, a mixture of boredom and express my utter astonishment regarding this so called 'religion'.

Anyways, time for a beer.

man. you got some patience, i already brought out the handgrenades years ago, fuck them!

 

[Zeph]

Honestly, you should just bite the bullet and join. I don't buy your wandering in London story for one minute.

 

[girlandcoconut]

Without fail, what works on the random door knockers I get trying to recruit me, give me paraphernalia, etc is to begin having an existential conversation with them. Usually only takes about 30 seconds until they become so uncomfortable they tell me to have a nice day and leave.

 

[La Paix]

Enough suspense already, tell us how to use Dianetics for fucks sake.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Without fail, what works on the random door knockers I get trying to recruit me, give me paraphernalia, etc is to begin having an existential conversation with them. Usually only takes about 30 seconds until they become so uncomfortable they tell me to have a nice day and leave.

Do people really get random people knocking on their door all the time?

 

[girlandcoconut]

Do people really get random people knocking on their door all the time?

I do here in Spokane. It's still a bit behind the times here, usually once/month about from religious folk, and another 1-2/month just random solicitors. In Vegas most everything was gated so didn't experience it there. And in the 16 years I spent in Seattle, it maybe happened a dozen times. So I think depends on the area and type of community as to whether they find it beneficial.

 

[Morpheushasleftthebuilding]

I do here in Spokane. It's still a bit behind the times here, usually once/month about from religious folk, and another 1-2/month just random solicitors. In Vegas most everything was gated so didn't experience it there. And in the 16 years I spent in Seattle, it maybe happened a dozen times. So I think depends on the area and type of community as to whether they find it beneficial.

i just mirror that shit, i am gonna save them from their burden!

 

[Wild]

Do people really get random people knocking on their door all the time?

Yes, at least once a month. Jehovah's witness, lawn care people, etc

 

[Team Bisping]

Enough suspense already, tell us how to use Dianetics for fucks sake.

You need to be 'audited'....not financially haha but emotionally I think....basically sounds like counselling cept you tell them everything, your deepest thoughts and desires, in your case, the love of the penis and so on

 

[La Paix]

You need to be 'audited'....not financially haha but emotionally I think....basically sounds like counselling cept you tell them everything, your deepest thoughts and desires, in your case, the love of the penis and so on

Keep your spamming propaganda the fuck outa here. Now if you want to talk with me about the issue above hit me up on Skype for a casual meat and greet.

 

[SongExotic2]

This is why I built a moat around my apartment

 

[SongExotic2]

This is why I built a moat around my apartment

 

[Wild]

This is why I built a moat around my apartment

 

[Team Bisping]

This is why I built a moat around my apartment

I like what you've done with the place...