1) I have never owned a pair of crocs. In fact I rarely wear shoes at all.
2) Bestiality is a sin. I do not engage in that behavior.
How much are you dreading the day you have to return to the UK?
You might do like Mr. Russell Crowe did in 'A Good Year' and leave it in your rear view mirror,
and embrace the simple majesty of Provence! Wouldn't that be fantastic?!
23) Christmas morning as a kid is the very best of times
24) Boxers are better than briefs
25) Boomerangs aren't really all that cool
26) Swimming at night when the water is warmer then the air feels great.
27) Being the creator of a room clearing fart is magnificent.
28) Creating a fart that drives people away in the middle of a Christmas tree farm is even better.
29) Realizing your hand speed and power is beyond 99% of the population of the irf, feels incredible.
30) Dropping shrooms for the fireworks display on the mall in DC is freedom.
31) Helping a liberals come into the light feels just as good as helping a handicap person.