General Think I'm a Porn Addict

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  1. Cameron Tiger

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    Hey blokes, haven't been here in a while. How's things?

    So you may recall me missus is an old duck and she snores like a trooper. And I posted some vids of her snoring where you could happen to see her big hairy snatch if you happened to not be focused on the snoring.

    I had to host them vids on a porn site cuz no one else would host them. Anyways, I now hang out on that site all the time and I'm flogging me self all night long looking at amateur videos of bitches who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire in real life. I can't get it up for me missus anymore because I'm having relationships with all these hot bitches on video.


    Thing is, I don't mind it at all and the only reason I think I should stop is so I can go back to the shitty sex life I had before and pretend to be normal.

    I need advice from the MMA Community.

    Do I

    A) Keep fappin to porn and be happy.

    B) Give up porn and go back to that same old hole.

    ?????
     
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  2. RaginCajun

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    C) Keep fappin to porn in moderation and be happy while also going back to that same old hole.

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  3. Cameron Tiger

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    Yeah, I know that's the obvious solution, and in the past I have managed to do that over the years. But as she got older I got more bored. Suddenly on the porn site, because I hosted a couple of videos of me missus, I get in with these other deviants who are into sharing private stuff their girls don't know about and I'm totally hooked, no longer interested in the real thing at all.

    I even tried some online viagra in the hope it would make me super erect and ready to drill anything with a hole, but even it didn't really work for me. I think I'm really far gone.
     
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  4. RaginCajun

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    I am gonna have to see a couple of these other women...for research purposes...to help with "your" porn addiction.
     
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  5. Cameron Tiger

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    I'll see what I can do.
     
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  6. Hwoarang

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    Porque no los dos?
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    If you can't do both, and you value your marriage, you'll have to choose option B.
    You might be happy, but I doubt your old, hairy, loudzsnoozing mrs is.
     
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  7. Cameron Tiger

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    I really don't know. She did ask once, 'why don't you fuck me anymore?' and I made up some shit about being tired, getting old, blah, blah. And that was that. She doesn't seem to be the sexual type anymore, she's in her 50's now. Probably glad I don't want to pound her anymore.
     
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  8. Kneeblock

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    Not very ethical to be in a community of people who share pics of their women without their knowledge. May as well leave your wife now and spare her the sexlessness and embarrassment her life has suddenly become. Get a VR headset and a fleshlight and you can happily live out your days in solitude.

    Alternatively you'll have to porn detox. 30 day no fap challenge to start. Then start in on your wife again. She was cute as I recall. Get her some breathe rite strips to manage the snoring.
     
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  9. Cameron Tiger

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    Option 1 seems much better to me.

    But thanks for the kind words about the old dear. She was a cutie in her day and I'm not exactly an oil painting, so maybe I should try and rekindle a bit of peen in vageen action again.
     
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    First, welcome back. I have missed you. Unfortunately the site's two most famous Brits are a Mexican-born midget and a guy who is such a fucktard that no one likes him, save for the handful of people who have befriended him just to annoy me and everyone else.

    Second, is there any chance you can convince her to get in shape and give the old beaver a wax/shave? I'm not saying she's gonna look like the girls you're mind-banging every night but perhaps it'll make the idea of sex with her more appealing to you.
     
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  11. Shinkicker

    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    In her 50's you say? She isn't going to go without long.

    Cougars. Just sayin.
     
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  12. Cameron Tiger

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    Hey, cheers for the welcome. We went there once before, about 5 years ago. She got the beaver waxed and it even turned me on to know another woman waxed her and touched her snatch. That thought alone got us through a week long dirty weekend and we both really enjoyed it. We had some amazing sex during that week, and she seemed to lose her inhibitions.But since then, all those years ago, we have been very stale.

    Edit: This is a pic of her from that week. On the balcony at some motel.


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    Fuck her right in the pussy
     
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  14. Never_Rolled

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    His wife has sleep apnea. Those strips are going to be 100% waste of time. They are also both heavy drinkers. A lot more is going on here.
     
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  15. Cameron Tiger

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    Fuck mate, it's like you know us.
     
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    I remember your previous posts.
     
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    You keep a folder.
     
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    I think he's a pervert
     
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  19. Cameron Tiger

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    I remember him now, he's really the popular motivational speaker and author of books such as Unleash the Power Within: Personal Coaching to Transform Your Life!, Tony Robbins.
     
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    There's a guy here named @Ricky Bobby@Ricky Bobby AKA Throbbie Fart who may be helpful. He's also old, disgusting and snores but he wants to bang but nobody will let him. He may be in your area, perhaps you guys could spice things up with a threesome? Maybe join him on one of his "dates" where he creeps out young waitresses then tells everyone that he could've had sex but chose not to for some reason.
     
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    Plus he never wrestled
     
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  22. Cameron Tiger

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    I think he was the bloke who helped me when I first came here by viewing some videos of my wife snoring and giving me his feedback.
     
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    have you tried closing your eyes during sex?
     
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    Why not both?
     
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    @Leigh@Leigh is a VR porn master.
     
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