General Think I'm a Porn Addict

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  1. jason73

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    just fuck hookers then go home and give your wife the dirty dick
     
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  2. otaku1

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    Lots of knowledge here.
    Garnered from experience I presume?
     
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  5. Never_Rolled

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    In my experience when people are unhappy due to the other person making them unhappy and it can't be fixed, people should divorce, split, breakup. Staying miserable is never the right answer but some people don't know how to make themselves happy. They are more comfortable being miserable because that's all they know. My sister is very well off but totally miserable. I recall after looking in my folder OP said he had to stay for financial reasons. There are always solutions for that too.

    My accountant was in a long term marriage and fucking miserable. He worked and stayed in the office so he didn't have to come home. After 25 years he finally pulled the plug. Pays $10,000 a month to her for life and I have never seen the guy happier. He also has a really nice GF. If you know anything about accountants they hate spending money. For him to pay that and be happy says a lot. Who wants to die being with someone you can't stand? I would rather be alone.
     
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    The man just wants beef garden advice, and here you writing novels and shit
     
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    Ask @BirdWatcher@BirdWatcher about “edging”. He taught me his methods one meth fueled night on Chatroulette and it really has strengthened my marriage.
     
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  8. The Boatman

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    How about watch porn with her?

    Haven't done it much myself but seems like an option.
     
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  9. Never_Rolled

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    He's already has been given the best advice. Either cease porn and work on the marriage or leave and do as he pleases. Those are his choices. I add the needed filler.
     
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    @Cameron Tiger@Cameron Tiger

    I have the solution.....follow kneeblock’s advice and do no fap orrrrr

    Kink it up a bit and bring the porn with you into the bedroom....if you’re bored so is she....you can watch your porn angels while she engulfs herself in the phenomenon of the bbc.

    Everyone wins right @gangsterkathryn@gangsterkathryn .
     
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  12. Clark Griswold

    Clark Griswold I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ve tried porn with chicks and they just criticise the fuck out of shit
    It’s not worth it
    “Oh, you like that?”
    “She has a pimple on her face”
    “Her tits are baggy”
    “Why is she doing that?”
    Blah fucking blah fucking blah fucking blah

    @Cameron Tiger@Cameron Tiger don’t waste your time
     
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  13. Nemo?

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    Insecurities are a motherfucker.
     
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    Maybe he could WhatsApp her?
     
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  15. Never_Rolled

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    I have to say @Ricky Bobby@Ricky Bobby is probably correct here about most women. It isn't going to go well. Sure every once in a while you can find a chick who's into porn but most likely she is going to be messed up in other areas.

    When relationships are sexless there is a long history behind that. Bringing porn into the bedroom isn't fixing that. If she isn't fucking you she lost respect for you somewhere down the road. That's all you need to know. I have never seen a relationship recover from that, never.
     
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  16. Willthiswork

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    I have never heard this phrase but I'm going to work it into conversation today!
     
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    Throb like his tits baggy

    John likes them salty
     
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  18. Never_Rolled

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  19. Clark Griswold

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    Wut?
     
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    Yes I was married once, sadly.
     
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  21. Never_Rolled

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    Sounds like both of mine were as happy as yours.
     
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  22. RaginCajun

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    Do you have kids together? That seems to play a big factor in staying or leaving. If no kids, get out now. You’re not likely to fix things. The financial piece is going to suck whether you do it now or wait for later.

    If you want to stay with her and really make it work you could try therapy. I’ve heard of people who had success there.
     
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    @Cameron Tiger@Cameron Tiger is sex and her snoring the only problems with the relationship? Are you otherwise happy in your marriage? If so, just try and spice that shit up! Of course it is going to get stale after years and years of marriage. Didn't you say she is willing to try and change it up a bit?
     
  25. jason73

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    dont listen to these guys. fuck hookers and double dip your old lady
     
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