General Think I'm a Porn Addict

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  1. Cameron Tiger

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    Sounds like she's been watching video of my missus.

    Thanks for all the advice fellas. I actually thought that couples kind of stopped fucking in their 50s anyway, but you are all making me think.
     
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    RaginCajun TMMAC's Safe Space

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    You need to go in there and knock the dust off that pussy!
     
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  3. Cameron Tiger

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    LOL, I think you're right. I'm leaning towards the idea of tearing that shit up. I just need to abstain from porn for a few days.
     
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    I'd rather give up my eyes than give up porn
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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  9. Atto

    Atto Jon Snow is a pussy

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    I would suggest stop watching porn
    No masturbation
    After few days you will want to fuck any hole, then go attack ur wife.
     
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    I'd suggest you shut up, beetle boy, men talking beef here
     
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  11. Atto

    Atto Jon Snow is a pussy

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    Dickless not welcome here.
     
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    Not just beef, beef gardens.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I don’t want to till a garden but I’ll open the curtains.
     
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    The Pink Panther I like sausages

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    What is a beef garden? I’ve heard of beef curtains.
     
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    A true @Galt@Galt ism if there ever was one.
     
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    What are we looking at there?
     
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    The Pink Panther I like sausages

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    That’s beef curtains.
     
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    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    You need to reset and try looking at her the way other men do. And I assure you that they do. She'd have someone picking her up in days or weeks if you two split up. Don't take it for granted if the rest of the relationship is good. "A cutie in her day" ignores that guy would be beating down her door right now.

    We're wired for the novelty of new. Probably nothing sexier than the excitement of newness and variety for a man. That isn't stability and it is surface level imagination filling a deficit creating a false image that is greater than the real thing.

    Don't fuck it all up on fake fantasy.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    As I pointed out though once a woman loses respect for her man there isn’t any coming back from that.
     
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    Is this true @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken ?
     
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    Unfortunately true. Last Christmas I lost at shuffleboard to my wife’s boyfriend and she divorced me soon after.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Your memory is as short as your shuttlecock. It was badminton.
     
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