General Think I'm a Porn Addict

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  1. Outlaw Shit

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  2. D-raw

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    I suggest continue to watch porn, and when you know she's wanting sex or needing it, hold out for longer than you normally would so you build up, kinda like starving yourself so bland oatmeal still seems delicious. That way you keep her happy and yourself happy.

    And I really shouldn't do this, but.......waxtube.com
     
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  3. Galt

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    I love teaching students that word, lots of great ones. It’s also fun to order pumpkin curry “kaeng fuck thong “
     
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  4. Cameron Tiger

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    I know that this is right but the hard part is actually stopping. It's like a meth head saying he will just give meth up for a few days.

    I must be strong.
     
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  5. Shang Tsong2

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    You should do some meth to replace the porn habit. Maybe some crack too
     
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  6. Shang Tsong2

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    Wait wtf am I talking about, you need spice. Get some mamba!
     
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  7. Shang Tsong2

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    John used to be addicted to hookers until the mamba saved him!
     
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  8. Cameron Tiger

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    If I could afford to be on meth, I probably would be. I only hear good things about it.

    It makes you more alert, increases concentration and motivates you to be active.

    It sounds like everything that Coffee was meant to be.
     
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    Man, we must talk to people who are completely opposite because I’ve only heard and seen bad things about meth.
     
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    It’s a shit drug. Seen quite a few guys destroyed by it.
     
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    Look, if @Galt@Galt says it’s shit, it’s shit. That’s like the end of the road for depravity.
     
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  13. Cameron Tiger

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    The worst thing that I can see about meth is that at some stage you are going to suck another man's dick in order to support your habit. That's the main reason I don't try it.
     
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    I recently heard a new term for asshole I've been using....

    stink wrinkle
     
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  16. Cameron Tiger

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    So I've been trying this for a few weeks now and the first couple were the hardest. I kept going back to porn and wasting my chi. Eventually I managed to abstain for like 5 days and I waited until the old dear was in bed and almost asleep and then I pounced on her like a Lion on a Gazelle in a National Geographic documentary. I tore that shit up for a good 5 minutes maybe more and filled her with me seed. She was lying there afterwards like wtf just happened? Now that I have proved meself I can go back to porn for the next 3 months but at least the drought has been broken,
     
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    so much pink in this thread lol
     
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    I demand an apology from the cuk MoDs
     
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    So much GOLD in this thread.
     
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    Stay with the porn, it’s helped me out of several relationships......it’s the pill that solves everything
     
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