General Think I'm a Porn Addict

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  1. Never_Rolled

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    I think he watches straight porn.
     
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  2. peter_weyland

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    Jerk off to this, but stop before you cum. It's called edging. Do it about 5x before you see your wife.

    You will want to fuck her.
     
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  3. Limpy

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    What is that man doing?
     
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  4. Never_Rolled

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    He's making you a sibling.
     
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  5. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Undefeated in i don't know what

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  7. yuki2054

    yuki2054 ninjaboj

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    Congrats sir. Careful you don't hurt her!?
     
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  8. Andrew Yang

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    She make a the hang dang feel good betty, hnnnngggg!
     
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    I just got this message...
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  10. The Boatman

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    brutal...you owe me one
     
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  11. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Innnnniiiitttt
     
  12. Cameron Tiger

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    Yeah well it never happened, I weakened and went back to porn, and never shagged the shit out of her. Since I made that post I think we've had one drunken attempt at me sticking it in and moving it around, but I didn't shoot me load.
     
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    Your doing alright man. Keep up the good work!
     
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  15. Cameron Tiger

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    Yeah well I never said I had a big codger. I think I'm about average. She never complained and screamed in pleasure at times. I just dunno if its worth trying to properly shag a 55 year old woman, or if I just stick to porn from now on? I just watched an 18 year old in the shower without her knowledge on Xvideos, pretty damn hard for an old lady to compete with.
     
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    Ever thought of taking up a prostitute habit?

    @yuki2054@yuki2054 can get you a discount at the local whore house
     
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  17. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Undefeated in i don't know what

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    If you wanna have your old lady scream, put surprise her with some anal. Have you talked with her about being bored? Maybe she is bored also. Or maybe she would be cool with your porn habit because she is old and don't want her guts torn up no more.
     
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  18. yuki2054

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    Quit watching porn. If I can do it, anyone can!!
     
  19. Bob Loblaw

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    i always wanted a gf when i was single. mostly for sex related activities

    now i am married and i cant wait for her to leave me alone so i can beat off to good porn
     
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