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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Never really spent much time walking around nude. Since I don't half a semi committed girlfriend who was only with me to help pay rent anymore, what the hell. Just showered, so I'm nice and clean. So yeah, I'm just going to be naked for the rest of the day. No pics, sorry.
 

SongExotic2

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You should at least wear a Spiderman mask so you don't scare off anyone who comes knocking
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Also sitting on my couch naked while watching the sniper rifle episode of Weaponology while eating a slice of Tombstone classic sausage, is quite gratifying.
 

maurice

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Oct 21, 2015
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How about some pics of the 19YO lesbian? It's like this place doesn't even have any rules.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Lesbian was 22. 19 year old was a different chick from a few years back. They were the only 2 people who didn't think I was some sociopath when we were all working for those Chinese fuckers. I spoke of the ankle bracelet story, joking about how I had one that alerted authorities if I were within 100 yards of a grade school. It's not a question of whether or not they believed me, as everyone else seemed to, but more to the point that they didn't care if it had been. People who since the day I met them, were never offended by my jokes or comments. They both always got that I was looking for reaction, and when others were horrified by the jokes or comments I made, they'd smile or laugh because they knew I was just fucking around. I respect them both, so no pics. Sorry man.
 

SongExotic2

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Yeah, totally gay until you are drizzling warm baby oil over her tight little vegan body that has nice boobs and a glorious peach shaped ass.

And, again, she talked so dirty. Hell, audio would be way better than any pictures.
Was she wailing like a bashee?
 

Ghost Bro

Wololo ~Leave no turn unstoned
Nov 13, 2015
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Also sitting on my couch naked while watching the sniper rifle episode of Weaponology while eating a slice of Tombstone classic sausage, is quite gratifying.
You can't eat sausage unclothed..in any context
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Was she wailing like a bashee?
For my lifetime, one of my fondest memories will be her looking over her shoulder and telling me to smack her ass so hard I leave finger prints.

I attribute it to the proliferation of the availability of pornography.

And yes, if her ass was a crime scene, police would have certainly tracked me down due to the prints.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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And not to be all weepy and gay and shit, but I'm really kinda sad that she hasn't texted me back for a booty call. For a slim little vegan, her ass was bubblicious. I'd commit grand theft auto again to get my hands on her ass again.
 

SongExotic2

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And not to be all weepy and gay and shit, but I'm really kinda sad that she hasn't texted me back for a booty call. For a slim little vegan, her ass was bubblicious. I'd commit grand theft auto again to get my hands on her ass again.
Someone told me that vegan farts can clear a room because they are so bad. I dunno tho
 

Mix6APlix

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Oct 20, 2015
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The next day at work was pretty fucked up. I thought I made it clear, no one can know about this. I specifically said "If anyone knows, everyone will." She walked in for the night shift and 2 minutes in she might as well have told everyone we fucked each other's brains out. Even my manager pulled me aside and was like "really?". It was a tidal wave of my coworkers losing whatever faith that had in me being a good person, which was minimal to begin with, as I just fucked a girl half my age.

Her older sister got hired a week or so later. I think she hated me, but at least she was professional about it.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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And again, I wasn't chasing her. She followed me everywhere, including the bathroom. At some point, if I am not commited, and I have some cute chick just begging to get fucked, I'm going to break at some point.

And the fact that I have been wanting her to text me back for the last 48 hours is quite pathetic.

But I do. She was fun.